What would freakazoid be doing now? Could he have a watchable show today?

What would freakazoid be doing now? Could he have a watchable show today?

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He got his powers from the internet


He'd be ruined by this fucking place

Freakazoid influenced by the modern internet would be a mixture of meme spouting, super epic irony, and politics.

I miss when the internet was less serious.

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So say we all

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>What would freakazoid be doing now?
Going to Spumoni Land with Cosgrove probably.

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>TEH INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS used to be a joke because the concept of taking the internet seriously was seen as absurd
>People actually take it seriously now
Fuck normalfags, fuck facebook, and fuck twitter

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Pigs are smarter than bears, but they can't ride motorcycles.

leave him alone

Lay off the poor beavers will ya

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The internet has actually become a far more boring predictable place that it was in the days the show was made.
Modern Freakazoid would be a clout chasing e celeb sellout bugman that is perpetually offended and apologizing for his existence in between shilling for poorly made products, jumping on every hashtag bandwagon and turning a blind eye to chinese human rights violations.

i wonder what modern day candlejack would be lik

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Hahaha I remember Candlejack, didn't h

He's the hero the world needs, but doesn't deserve.

So Teen Titan's Go? That's basically what he'd be. Just the entire show jammed into one character.

Honestly I would watch that. Just keep the other villains serious but make Freakazoid exactly like he is in the original series.

>Freakazoid Zig Forums episode

This show would be Rick and Morty tier nowadays.

Hey Freakazoid, didya know that despite making up only 13% of the population...

No, he WAS this place. At least, back in its prime...

Hey Freakazoid, did you know jet fuel can't melt steel beams?

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Someone exposed to cyberspce today would create a different entity than Freakazoid. To make a Freakazoid cartoon today it would have to be the same Freakazoid, even if Dexter Douglas got rebooted.
>First episode of the reboot
>Dexter freaks out
>Freakazoid appears for the first time since his last episode 23 years ago
>"I... LIIIIIIIIIIVE! FINALLY!"
>Grabs Duncan and starts shaking him
>"So many YEARS of cold empty darkness!"
>Hugs him and starts bawling
>"Guhuhuh! Id's so good do be alive!"
>Blows his nose on his shirt

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>"It can't?"
>"No. But it can roast a mean ham."

Not sure if it would work.

what's this Candlejack shit, some kind of oldf

candlejack never interrupted anyone on the show. he just shows up, says "hello" and kidnaps people. that's it.

You're right user.


...user?

he's from the good internet when people didn't holler on social media for 6+ hours a day. however there's a chance that people may realize that spending their life screaming is bad or Jesus kicks their asses by then and a Freakazoid show can be good now

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Last episode I watched had Bill Clinton saying something like "this is dumber than when I decided to raise taxes"