Are you ready for this Zig Forums ?

Are you ready for this Zig Forums ?

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:V

why the fuck does it look like a porn movie poster?

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I haven’t watched any of the other live action rehashes, why would this one be any different?

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Ursula is the only one who looks good and beautiful. How come!!??

>could have used the blackwashing of ariel to tell a unique take on the Little Mermaid in the Caribbean or the Ivory Coast
>just the same fucking movie with Ariel's race changed for now good reason
Fuck these bullshit virtue signaling decisions that don't mean a god damn thing.

It looks awful. I hope it's a fake.

Let's hope it IS a porn movie.

Why is he dressed like nostalgia critic

Wimpy remembers it so you don’t have to.

They can't even play the "There are not enough redheads in Hollywood" card to justify the racebending in this case, seeing they are giving this actress a wig.

Also, are they removing the singing crab? That's a bold move.

I feel the same way Eric does.

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There's a crab right next to her reaching out to Flounder, that could easily be Sebastian

Are white guys still allowed to BLEACH black cuties in this BLM era?

Guarantee you his Jamaican accent is gone.

depends if you're transracial or not

>They somehow managed to make underwater look even more boring with realistic fish

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Eric looks high as a kite

Original little mermaid - magic makes the female unable to speak (for 90% of movie), i repeat the female is unable/not allowed to speak....that's sexist?....

This little mermaid - the Black person is unable to speak/Black not allowed to speak....
Uh Oh....
(Racists?)

So this isn't being made in 2020 is it?
Seems like bad timing on disney?
Is disney saying the 2020 blm protests should be silent?
(I'm kind of just joking with this post)

But should they mention Ariels sisters or something from little mermaid 2 or something else new?

Here's a guess at something new, you remember octopus person Ursula, who was kinda fat and ugly?

Now she is a trans man in drag, and she steals ariels voice to make "her" transition complete.

2020 movie of the year here....

It's getting dumped to Diddly +

I just hope they do this scene justice

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>Cast every Lion with a black person because AFRICA
>Flake as soon as it's time to cast a red haired, blue eyed white woman
Fucking hilarious. Also blue eyed redheads are the rarest human phenotype so I guess Disney hates minorities.

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You know they won't

I have never heard of Awkwafina before seeing this poster, but their name is a great marketing tie-in with Aquafina.

Isn’t it kinda weird how they changed the characters to be black, as if they knew by the time it got released people would be boycotting anything with white people in it?

it's definitely fake

>it's a Zig Forums falls for a fanmade poster thread

Why is Ariel suddenly Janet Jackson?

Can't wait until it is considered racist to depict the white 89' Ariel and posting or drawing her will bring down the twitter hate mob

Is he mixed?

>but their name is a great marketing tie-in with Aquafina.
It's not meant to be. It's meant to make fun of blacks. Her real name is Nora Lum.

Damn, it's a pretty good fake.

This is a fan-made poster, right?