JSA Storytime: Transformers

Hi OP!

Hi Storyteller.

It's not surprising and far from the worst thing being outed but this was a real gutpunch for me on the back of our TF read

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You know this person can do the work and they just won't even give them a chance, they do not care.

Also all the Ubisoft stop dropping in games is fucking horrific: so many different people, in different studios, high and low doing the same shit. Fuck buying another Ubi game.

Hey OP.

Gotta say I'm kinda surprised Ron Jeremy got metoo'd. I figured spending 40 years as a professional sex have would demystify the whole deal enough that you'd barely have a sex drive outside of work. I know about the whole 'rape is power now sex' but I've always felt that the power was for getting off too.

I mean, it isn't going to go away but I hope you both stay as safe as possible. I've had it, it wasn't a big deal, and hopefully both of you will get the lighter end of symptoms if/when you do get it.

I saw Insomniac, I hadn't seen Ubi, but I'm honestly not surprised by any of it :|

And yes, the sheer mismanagement of talent is depressing. That's how we get one dude writing four books, and an according uniformity of feeling, it's that "oh good enough" sense.

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What isn't at this point?

Please make sure Ted Cruz goes first, but slowly and painfully. The Zodiac victims need to be avenged.

Look at how fucked the non-pornographic entertainment industries are and consider what it must be like in one where sex is explicitly the business.

HI ANONS

I MISSED YOU ALL

reminds me of Tom Waits: "who are the ones that we left in charge / killers, thieves, and LAWYERS"

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>since the gubmint decided they're just going to ignore it until it goes away

Good thing vaccines haven't historically taken decades to synthesize.

Ah, this issue.

I want an Oktober Guard ongoing. And really guys? The guy who gets eaten is named SKIDMARK? Are you aware of what you did there?

someone a few weeks ago had a HUMANS AGAINST TED CRUZ bumper sticker and he got extra help, lol

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>we're all going to fucking die
Please, don't get my hopes up!
>Gotta say I'm kinda surprised Ron Jeremy got metoo'd
Enh. He works in porn. The only place where you're in more danger of your boundaries getting crossed by horny old dudes is hollywood.

Sorry your Opera fandom can't be indulged for a long ass time, OP. But it's the exact kind of thing that will end up opening last, after how disastrous the various church choirs have turned out since the virus started.

Honestly you'd be hard pressed to find a company where that DOESN'T happen. Men are going to be dragged into the 21st century kicking and screaming and digging their nails into the concrete and it's going to take forever/

And JFK

I've gotten pulled over twice since putting a BLM sticker up lol

Just wanted to pop in and say that these new 6-inch G.I.Joe figures are pretty bitchin and in scale with Marvel Legends if thats your thing

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oh yeah, I know, it's just that it's my One True Work and it was going to be fucking awesome :(

In a best case scenario, they'll push it to next season.

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I haven't really seen Insomniac, I'll have to go look. It's so shitty man. A bunch of fucking nerds and techbros getting away with everything because their industry is unprofessional and has no accountability. When it's one dude it's bad, sure, but the studio wide repeated pattern stuff is so awful.

Seriously. SKIDMARK. Come on guys.

And Megatron's a robot. Wheres the meat going?

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Destro is all "Well, shit, you know, things happen"

my Unspecified Workplace *gave* us black ribbons we could wear for the Floyd memorial service

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Go easy on Skidmark Boco, he just got eaten alive.

Its just the most un-appetizing name I've ever heard.

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This page is fucking great.

Is CC a Gunbreaker? Actually, a Tank that can shoot his own allies is exactly the kind of thing CC would go for.

So main earth Alan being gay or bi is now a thing and (justifiably) got overshadowed by all the writers/artists being creepy so Tynion probably won’t see much backlash for a while lol

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Well. Hot damn.

Easy-bake oven, my god, the memories

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I wasn't aware of the Philly Accent the first time I read this, but now I am and Steeler is thus hilarious.

I maintain my theory of
>be bi
>hook up with women most of your life
>finally run away with your male lover
>they die in an accident that gives you powers
>go back in the closet out of fear and push it down for most of your life
>son comes out as gay and you can't understand it or remember how it felt

Pitt not Philly!!!

"the Stillers!"

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I've lost track, does Obsidian exist right now?

Thats the Earthrise toy, isn't it?

Stupid UK and Asia getting it first...

I know Hal and Pals isn't high art but that story got to me.

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Ah I missed this

Did you see they have the Star Wars team at Hasbro doing Action Master G1 Transformers again? I don't know if this is because G1 Transformers still just sell good or if Star Wars is so dead they need to give them something to do

Imagine his mess of a son gets himself together before Alan does lmao, the bragging rights Todd would have

is that old Kyle??

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Yes, in Doomsday Clock when Manhattan restores the JSA and Legion, it includes Infinity Inc.

>Great cuisine is worth the risk.
What a line!

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Maybe Skidmark is like lasange in cybertronese

Destro didn't go supervillain NOT to be a snob.

there was some serious revisionism going on in that didio interview thread

Yes unless DC just ignores Doomsday Clock going forward, which makes gay/bi Alan even more surprising since E2 Aan was only gay cause Obsidian was gone.

that's the best part of Destro other than Scottish accent, which is always hot

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