Who would take this? Who is better at keeping the world safe? Which one would fare better in the other's world?

Who would take this? Who is better at keeping the world safe? Which one would fare better in the other's world?

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This is stupid.
SCP are literally plot device levels of competent at their job.
Its like having Saitama fight anyone, its stupid and pointless.

The Foundation. Easily them.

The worst thing about scp are the scientists, they’re all Mary Sue levels of terrible.

> SCP
> Keeps thousands of human/life/world-destroying entities of various states of animation/intelligence on lockdown with a generally good record of things not going wrong and actually performs useful research in further improving containment

> SHIELD
> Compromised from the top down by a dead branch of the nazi party and then subsequently by any government or non-government agency that spends the slightest amount of effort to subvert them

Come the fuck on, dude.

This depends on the iteration being used. They vary massively.

If we are talking about the old ones, yeah they are. Although I seen efforts at retconning that and since there is no canon material that make them as such can be deemed not canon. Why not deleted? Well, it is kept around for historical value from a time on the wiki when self-insert doctors were common. Nowadays it is harder to get away with it.

Being fair, people like to wank SHIELD due to them often having the Avengers either under their employ or on speed-dial.

Most of the meme mary sue Doctors got purged or massively scaled down years back. They're barely prevalent nowadays.

This.

>Dr. Jack Bright
Commonsly see as an lolsorandom cartoon fuck by normies, is actually a miserable character that hates his immortality he gained from the amulet SCP he is fused to. His family are either dead or SCPs, even employees living miserable lives.
>Dr. Alto Clef
Middle aged man that has put up with a lot of crazy shit in his life while working for the Global Occult Coalition and the Foundation. More down to earth and had a no nonsense attitude.

Those are the ones infamously made to be Mary Sues but have way better depictions when they appear.

Pretty much this. People like to parrot memes form the site's beginnings, but the doctors are way more well developed than you'd expect.

Shield, I'm not really sure SCP is trying to save the world.

Um, the Foundation's whole purpose is to protect the world. They may do questionnable things but they do it out of necessity. Sometimes they fail but that is what makes them human. They try their best.

Even when it's at its absolute worst morally (4755, Stealing Solidarity, kinda-but-not-really Ouroboros Cycle, etc), the Foundation fully believes that it is helping to defend the world and protecting people. It takes a LOT to convince them otherwise or to actually cause them to go full evil.

Thinking on it, the GOC might be a better matchup for SHIELD, even though it would still be a stomp in their favor for all but the last scenario.

This.

>I'm not really sure SCP is trying to save the world.
Their mission is to preserve the status quo while minimizing innocent causalities. Saving the world is de facto part of that. Given then number of K-Class scenarios that they have that they HAVEN'T used, it's hard to argue that their mission isn't genuine.

>Nowadays it is harder to get away with it
That reminds me. Can someone explain that drama a while ago about shitty self-insert becoming an SCP and them changing older stuff like the little girl that clearly had to be raped?

>Can someone explain that drama a while ago about shitty self-insert becoming an SCP
Have no idea about that one. You'd have to be more specific, as the older era of the Foundation had a lot of these.

>and them changing older stuff like the little girl that clearly had to be raped?
They didn't. Montauk has a lot of different interpretations of it, though the notion of it being simple "rape" has been shot down by the author. It varies from being a kind of torture more horrible than anything you're thinking it is, to being them pretending to be inflicting this kind of torture to trick the Scarlet King into the belief that something horrible is being done and thus it's kept dormant, to it actually being a falseflag and the girl already gave birth a long time ago and they're keeping up the act because infiltrators from various cults might find out otherwise, to the Montauk House which is it's own can of worms, etc.

There's no one uniform idea of what Montauk is. It depends on what you decide is canon.

Trans Tumblr satellite that likes Homestuck sounds about right for the vague idea I had of the drama.
I thought there was something about unsavory stuff getting cleaned up a bit, but I very well could be wrong since I'm not into the whole SCP scene and barely know anything besides there being a whole mess that got certain people pissed off.

There's so much shit that the Foundation has that they rarely, if ever use that it borders on the obscene.

>I thought there was something about unsavory stuff getting cleaned up a bit, but I very well could be wrong since I'm not into the whole SCP scene and barely know anything besides there being a whole mess that got certain people pissed off.
There's been a few fixes and basic reforms, but the majority of claims made against the site were just baseless at best. Outright lies and slander at worst.

Also they prefer not to use anything. They rather leave things be.

Pretty much. It's incredibly rare that the Foundation actually *uses* any of the WMD's they're sitting on.

Also even if they do use it there could be an unintended consequence.

Like Alexandria Eternal or Solidarity, where the consequence for using them is either complete global destruction in the case of the former and them possibly accidentallying their solar system with the latter.

Man, SHIELD just can't catch a break.

If they fight and SCP loses wouldn't the planet or even the universe be absolutely fucked?

Yep.

Planet or universe would probably be the lowest end.

The Foundation losing means reality itself suddenly becomes free real estate for a LOT of very hungry customers.

SCP creators are kid diddlers, SHIELD fans are manchildren
SCP win

>t. kiwifarms
You'll keep on propagating this nonsense until somebody actually shuts down the site you're invading from, won't you?

>implying trannyfoundation can shut the frams
Josh will kill it himself before anyone forces his hand.

Yeah, thanks for confirming what I thought.

You can head back now.

I'm not the guy you were even responding too, retard. I just wanted to let you know that the farms have gone up against bigger
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