What the fuck???

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NIGGER

>MOM LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN

>molecular biology is in any way comparable to the bible
no, if anything itd turn into a 1st grader's cook book or something. if you wanna turn something into the bible, perhaps a history book, or one on abiogenesis if were discussing creation. fag show cant even be edgy right

>not posting the superior version

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These, more importantly why a Bible and not the Torah or Quran?

that's going too far

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It's because of that dumb evolution vs creationism debate that was popular 5 years ago. You either believe science is supposed to explain everything or that Genesis is supposed to be taken literally.

it's the same book but with a different name

because christians are calm and understanding people of god who can let a joke pass, while muslims and jews are difficult and very easily offended

I mean... why else?

what if you say it was Aliens? it's half science and half creationism.

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the exact moment when rick and morty jumped the shark

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Muslims would bomb them.
The Jews would raise their rent.

That's his other show that's basically the same thing with a different coat of paint. Like American Dad.

no, it's an attempt to be edgy
"haha science good religion bad" is every le funny 5th grader's magnum opus. hell, I'm am atheist and pro-science 100% but even I get sick of hearing that crap come out of oh so hilarious comedians, least when they cant make it funny

Christians let the media walk all over them. But I'm not saying they should chimp out and kill people like the mud races.

It is edgy yes, I was explaining why the two are conflated.

they're also just the current safe punching bag and arent really that revolutionary to make fun of. come up w new stuff. or at least make fun of a group thatll cause a but more outrage, then well talk how brave and edgy you are

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Bible sells better, brainlet.

>Christians let the media walk all over them.
I mean, the bible does say to simply turn the other cheek.

old testament say to slay your enemies and rape the widows. new testament is all about bending over and kissing butts, sadly, only Christianity has a new testament.

You have to shoot it again to get those.

quaran isn't really about creation though, where as the bible and the torah are just a general collection of stories and lessons for which the reader can take their own message. the Quaran is just about converting people in particularly violent manners.

Faith BAD
Culture BAD
History BAD
Religion BAD

Secularism GOOD
Globalism GOOD
Relativism GOOD
Liberalism GOOD

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Wholesome! Have an upvote!

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Man, fuck the Hyper War.

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>Secularism GOOD
this but unironically

Absolytely banal.

Based.

Sodomite!

>Finnish empire

What did I miss?