I've juste realized Tarzan is vegetarian

I've juste realized Tarzan is vegetarian

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Nah he eats pussy

From the hottest Disney bitch too.

If you don’t count bugs.

Did the dreadlocks give it away?

lul

That’s what you find strange? Not the fact that Tarzan’s dad fucked a gorilla?

Humans can eat whatever. I mean, I saw this video of a cat raised by bunnies and it hopped like a rabbit sometimes. But it still ate fucking meat. The way you're raised doesn't define everything about you. I bet Tarzan killed a chipmunk and ate it once because he thought it would be delicious. Humans are perfectly adapted to eating lots and lots of raw meat.

That is a common misconception, his mom fucked the gorilla

We saw him spearing for fruit and presumably probably ate bugs since the other gorillas did. We see both of this in the montage.

It's not like he was a vegetarian by complete conscious choice. When you can speak to all the animals, you aren't going to go out of your way to kill them unless they're trying to kill you.

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Just because he can speak to all the animals doesn't mean he has a stellar relationship with them. He can probably hear all the ways animals can be rude to you that we can't.

Sure, but do you murder everyone who is rude to you? Tarzan still has a lot of humanity, that's a big point of the film.

We see him helping the gorillas get to termites so hes on the simba diet of bugs (and fruit) which seems to be the disney go-to for protein

Humans can understand one another just fine, they still kill each other a lot.

Most of them don't just after hearing something rude.

Tarzan falls into that category.

>spearing fruit
I never realized how goddamn retarded that is. Why the fuck would you ever spear fruit?

To get it down...

Gorillas are herbivorous?

All they eat is leaves.

FPBP

>I bet Tarzan killed a chipmunk and ate it once
and many gorillas would probably eat one too if they had no choice. in fact most wild vegetarians will and have at some point

>if they had no choice
Nah, critters like deer eat meat if the opportunity arises even if they're perfectly well fed. Feeding on a bush and stumble upon some sparrow hatchlings in a nest? Easy meal. Robin with a broken wing hopping away? Just walk it down, it'll be in the deer's mouth eventually.

Not in the book, he almost considered eating an African he killed but then stopped himself, though he wasn't sure why.

I should add he wasn't sure why because he never had any qualms about eating apes he killed

>Why the fuck would you ever spear fruit?
Maybe he forgot his tote bag at home.

They're omnivores. I haven't read the book Tarzan since high school but I'm pretty sure he hunts and kills animals for meat.

Book Tarzan wasn't raised by gorillas. They were a fictional ape species, that ate more meat than most non human primates.

He eats meat in the book once he learns how to hunt.
Looking at my copy here he catches, cooks and eats a boar in the chapter "Man and Man."

I remember seeing a video of a squirrel munching down on a mouse like a fucking eagle, bit it's head off and starting eating the insides and shit. Herbivores most certainly will eat meat occasionally if given the chance and it's even vice versa for some carnivores, it's not too rare a cat or dog will enjoy just a tiny bit of grass

It's not often I see taste this fucking good on Zig Forums
Heh, taste, eating pun

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Was Tarzan a racist? He liked to lynch a lot of people from a near by tribe so he could get bling and arrows.

>clean shaven
>smooth white skin in tropical insect filled jungle
>speaks with American accent despite being taught English by English woman.
>not a single bruise, cut or scar
>dreadlocks

And yet despite all this you are instead surprised that Tarzan eats the same stuff the Gorillas eat.

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When he was a lad he ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help him get large

Realistically, what is the most common egg you would find in a jungle?