With all the hamfisted shit that Marvel and DC have been pulling in the last 6-7 years...

With all the hamfisted shit that Marvel and DC have been pulling in the last 6-7 years, why was Kibblesmith's New Warriors the one that finally got everyone incensed? Was it just the straw that broke the camel's back?

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It was really, really retarded. People shat on mockingbird but these guys felt like someone's parody of this kind of shit.

I think you’re confusing anger with mockery user. Naming characters Snowflake and Safespace and having another character get powers from internet gas sounds like a shitpost, not a comic book released by a multibillion dollar entertainment corporation.

EXPERIMENTAL INTERNET GAS

Drawfriends, you are lazy

When will it get released? I’m so excited for the story time.

b-but it's parody, it's supposed to be shit!

The same as She-Ra thing it's probably forgottable at worst but people are raging at whatever they wrote in their heads.

GRANDPA'S

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This guy is such a fucking faggot

nuWarriors is simply the point where you can no longer distinguish the reality from parody.

>Was it just the straw that broke the camel's back?
No, anybody who even bothered following Marvel comics had their back broken in last decade's "turn every main character into a nigger" fiasco.
I think this is just so bad that even the few retarded SJW cucks who stuck around can't tell whether or not this is making fun of them.

Because even the most hamfisted stuff that came prior could at least be seen as done with sincere intent no matter the execution. Kibblesmitth, however, managed to get both sides wondering if he was fucking with them simultaneously.

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These characters weren't made to be actual heroes, villains, or anti-heroes. They were made to check list off that Marvel has lgtbq+ characters while doing so in the most pandering and stereotypical way. Also since you brought DC up, what would DC's equivalent to new Warriors be if they ever degraded to this level?

People claim they’re “mocking” it, but really it’s pretty cleat that it’s actually them literally getting triggered by by their lgbtq+ roots and internet buzzwords.

If youthink this is too silly for you, how can you even read superhero comics?

>Also since you brought DC up, what would DC's equivalent to new Warriors be if they ever degraded to this level?
We'll find out in a few years, since DC always follows pretty close behind Marvel when it comes to this kind of SJW cuckshit.

Gotham High.

This does feel like some weird false flag. Like in some years it'll turn out to be a brain child of some higher up who got kicked out of marvel tv just getting revenge by proving diversity doesn't sell!!!!!

Just think of whatever stereotype you imagine this is being marketed to, they saw this and thought someone was joking.

Remember, it’s okay if
>You call yourself Green Lantern because you get your powers from a train lantern and your power is inexplicably weak against wood
>Your name is Johnny Thunder and you command a genie called Thunderbolt
>You’re called Liberty Belle and your powers were linked to ringing the Liberty Bell in Philly
>If you’re called the Star-Spangled Kid and Stripesy because you both wear a costume based on the US flag
>You’re called Matter-Eater Lad because your power is to eat anything
>You’re called Wolverine because you’re hairy, short, have metal claws and got a temper
>You get your powers from drinking a soft drink which gives you stretching powers

But it’s hokey and bad if you
>Call yourself safe space because you have force field powers
>Call yourself Snowflake because your have ice themed powers
>Get your powers from “Internet Gas”

You know, I can't think of a specific example, but usually when you do these 'characters facing the camera with their 'super' forms behind them' thing you usually DON'T DRAW THE PEOPLE IN FRONT IN COSTUME TOO

I'd be inclined to think it's real, the guy who's writing it is married to that chick who wrote that infamous Huffington Post op-ed about abortion a few years back and they're buddies with Dana Schwartz.

>b-but it's parody, it's supposed to be shit!
Technically speaking a parody can be supposed to be shit.

I still struggle to believe the man who wrote this, and wrote that gay black Santa book is both straight, and married. Married to a woman.

>Was it just the straw that broke the camel's back?
Basically yes. Was Thundercats Roar the absolute worst example of a cartoon in that style? Probably not. But you can only force-feed your audience crap they dislike for so long. Eventually something ends up being the straw that breaks the camel's back. Sometimes it's something minor that they wouldn't normally care about, but after everything else that came before, it ends up being that one step too far.
Further to this, the gay, black, trans, fat and vampire readers they were trying to pander to think it's laughing at them, so nobody likes it.

I didn't really understand that, much worse things have happened in Marvel comics these last years, much worse

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Honestly starting to believe that a lot of Marvel artists are aware of the Carl Manvers meme and are seeing how masculine they can make Carol before editorial tell them to stop. And editorial never stop them.

It's because Zig Forums is literally too retarded to understand satire.

Insisting this is satire is an absurd level of cope. Watch the interview with Kibblesmith, and look at his previous work. He's 100% serious in his degeneracy.

The only NuWarrior that isn't a complete waste would be B-Negative...

Honestly, she looks masculine in both.

Because it was everything lazy and annoying in a package. From the living meme writer, to the brown genderqueer incest heroes, to the body positive chick with a backpack to internet gas.

I'll unpack "internet gas" first. Now apparently in old Star Trek TNG scrips, the technobabble was represented in the script by the word "tech" sometimes. Writers would literally put "Mr. Data, tech the tech" as a request for consultants to come up with a technobabble consultant.

Internet Gas was basically Kibllesmith leaving "tech the tech" in the script. Imagine best of both worlds if when discussing how to stop the Borg they said "What if we tech the tech" instead of "route the power through the main deflector dish". That's how lazy "experimental internet gas" is.