From Bob's burgers, Krusty Burger, Krabby Patty etc which Zig Forums burger was the most appealing to you?
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Jordan Moore
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Nicholas Robinson
At one point Tuddrussel describes what a burger should be, then abuses an involuntary downgrade in Larry's OS to force him to craft those burgers incessantly, Fantasia style.
Gabriel Brown
But what about the Meat-Siah burger?
Nathan Jones
Top choice Eggers can't be cheesers
Second choice if looks could kale
William Rogers
>tried to get a burger moments ago
>card machine was down and I didn't have cash
It was going to be my first burger since lock down. Ahhhhhh
Joseph Nguyen
I'll try 'sweet home avocado'.
William Perez
You could probably hook up you phone to your bank and smart pay.
Isaac Jackson
Bob's burgers because he has literally dozens of recipes, there's got to be at least a few in there that are absolutely mind-blowing just from the sheer number.
Liam Gonzalez
I'd go with Eggers Can't Be Cheesers. Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me and Mission A-Corn-Plished sound pretty good too but also messy.
Luke Allen
NEGATIVE.
BURGER.
Jacob Nelson
Virginia Heartbreaker is pretty much impossible to beat as far as Zig Forums hamburgers go.
>has killed 300 persons in USA last year alone
>every fifth over 40 year old who eats it dies
>so full of additives that it takes million years for it to rot
>has over 60k calories
>a quad burger that has 6 buns that been deep-fried in syrup, 4 one kilogram patties, between each patty there is a layer of cheese that has been breaded with cotton candy and one whole pack of bacon
>comes with dip that is made from mixture of sludge, offal, and plutonium 231
Jeremiah Gonzalez
None, I'm a vegan.
Wyatt Williams
No bacon?
Brayden Hall
Want a medal?
Carson Sanchez
The Ultimeatum
Jack Harris
>warrior
Carson King
I've heard that the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot is actually pretty good.
Zachary Jenkins
Bob's is the most like the burger places I actually go to in terms of menu.
Michael Butler
What's going on with the Gourbon Hamsey? Is that a fucking chicken patty on there?
Lucas Lewis
I'm more intrigued with Beet-er late than never. I can see the beets above the tomatoes but is the fucking pattie made of beets too?
Landon Robinson
Beet-burgers have been a thing for a while now
They ain't half bad
Jordan Torres
I think it's a cordon blue
Brandon Nelson
Certainly better than the beyond shit.
I’m still a pure meat kinda guy, you just can’t beat it.
Jonathan Collins
huh?
Logan Rodriguez
It's squash (Gourd-on) and a slice of ham (Hamsey).
From the Bob's Burgers wikia (Season 4):
bobs-burgers.fandom.com
Tyler Anderson
I think it's just the regular minced colored with the beet juices. Could be good. Never really been a fan of beets though.
So, my main concern is that I don't picture Bob using non-beef patties. We all saw how hard he freaked over the Tunami. Would he really be fine with chicken?
Ian Perry
I've made like six burgers from the official cook book and only one of them was a bust (the one with apples). The rest were all fantastic.
Logan Howard
I think its more the fact it wasn’t a burger and instead a regular old tuna sandwich.
Not to mention messing with his chalkboard
Jack Green
>Certainly better than the beyond shit
As someone who dated a vegetarian girl for two years, I have eaten a lot of fake meat, despite my preference for real meat
There are some pretty good and convincing ones, but the beyond brand is fucking awful
Oh that is a good point yeah
Kayden Morris
The Kanker burger from Ed Edd n Eddy
Liam Green
>corn
>peas
>in a sandwich
That just doesn't work. What holds the corn or peas inside the burger? Maybe if it was creamed corn or some kind of relish, but just loose corn or peas? They would all fall out the sides you aren't eating.
Also I have nothing against the idea of cheese on top of the bun, but its just weird and I've never seen it before.