Srs question, no trolling or flame wars, would hank hill support Trump?

Propane prices have gone down 22% this year alone, the industry has probably never been more productive. What do you think OP?

No. Hank would support the Lincoln Project.

>Trump is a limp man

Ahahaha... Ok. I guess you havn't read the articles and storys about single handedly chasing off a mugger. Or all the physicality he brought to the WWF/WWE at his older age.

Hank would like him. He isn't an idiot. He would have great respect for the man. He is our president of Law and Order don'tcha know.

No, but Dale would.

He'd agonizingly not vote between hilldog and Trump but vote Bidden this time around.

He probably gets so tired of everyone's assanine political opinions and makes it a rule amonst the guys that he kicks their ass if they bring it up.

Dale would be for Trump to further the downfall of the country and would believe every conspiracy theory on him and all the ones of the DNC too. Bill votes Hillary for basic simping reason of getting in the good graces of liberal women, even joins the Hillary support teams just to cozy up to them. Boomhower has the most sensible take on it all that the viewer can't understand. He is the only one Hank will talk to on politics.

Of course Peggy is pro Hillary even puts a sign out front on the lawn which bugs Hank cause now half of everyone is asking him if he really feels that strong for Hillary and he's been focusing on his lawn and garden as a way to distract from the political bullshit and now even his goddamn lawn is political. Louann is for Trump, finds a way to make money as a cute dumb blonde in a MAGA hat posing with guns till she actually comes across one of the alt right boys giving her money.

Cotton has opinions that piss off everyone but he's not allowed to vote so it doesn't matter.

Bobby asks his dad who's he gonna vote for. Hank can't give a straight answer cause he wants to ultimately instill civic duty in his son that he should vote but this time around he can't. Bobby, always looking up to his dad, says he wants to know cause he's heard a lot about parents and children not talking to each other over politics and he doesn't wanna be alienated or have to alienate his dad. He wants his dad to know whoever he votes for he'll still support him.

So Hank goes down to vote and writes in his own son's name, a wholesome showing of his faith in children, the future and family over politics. And that it doesn't matter since Texas is a red state.

“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

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I read this in Bill's voice

A celebrity that makes shady business deals and was a Democrat until he took the hit Obama for Clinton train too far and ran with it since?

What do you think?

>Ok. I guess you havn't read the articles and storys about single handedly chasing off a mugger.

That never actually happened; he just showed up after the guy had already ran away and took credit for it.

That's not how industry or economics works, especially from the small-town wholesaler's perspective. That's the dumbest post in a stealth Zig Forums thread, right there.
You did it.

I could totally see an episode where the whole strickland propane family and the whole rainy street supports trump and hank opens theyr eyes that trump isnt the right choice for middle class texans 'cause he's a fat NY moneycat

Or that time he helped a bleeding elderly man:

So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died.

And you know what I did? I said, 'Oh my God, that's disgusting,' and I turned away.

I couldn't, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn't want to touch him. He's bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible.

You know, beautiful marble floor, didn't look like it. It changed colour. Became very red.

And you have this poor guy, 80 years old, laying on the floor unconscious, and all the rich people are turning away...

What happens is, these 10 Marines from the back of the room.

They come running forward, they grab him, they put the blood all over the place—it's all over their uniforms—they're taking it, they're swiping [it], they ran him out, they created a stretcher.

They call it a human stretcher, where they put their arms out with, like, five guys on each side...

I was saying, 'Get that blood cleaned up! It's disgusting!' The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say is he OK.

It's just not my thing."

This

This 100%

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Nah, Cotton would mock his bonespurs the same way he mocks Hank's urethra

Absolutly not for reasons already listed here Trump is a businessman from New York.
Trump is a man who eats well done steak with ketchup.
Trump is a man with tiny hands which have not experienced much, if any, physical labour.
Trump dodged military service.
Trump's success is a direct hand me down from his father.
All of these are major red flags to Hank. Hank would have zero respect for Trump as Trump exists as the opposite of everything Hank respects and admirers.

In a vote between Trump and Clinton, Hank might actually move to mexico.

Cotton would call him a pansy for dodging the draft

You’re hired

Nah hank would be like me, thinking some stuff trump has done is pretty good, but isn't a very good person/president and only votes for him to keep all hell from breaking loose

Of course he would. He's a republican.

Yes, because Ted Cruz does

>votes for him to keep all hell from breaking loose

Oof

he'd vote for trump completely.

>but hank has morals as a character

his character is molded in the context of 2000s culture