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Except she should be staring at her phone.

FUCK YOU ZOOEY DESCHANEL, YOU FAGGOT. FUCK YOU AL JEAN.

"this bart fag's kdr fuckin sucks lol"

i tried drawing fanart of Mary Spuckler (of which there isn't much) but her hair and clothes are too overdetailed and I can't get them right for shit. fucking HD season character designs.

Literally me and my gf except her bare feet aren't on Bart's lap.

You know Fluttershy doesn't count as a girlfriend, right?

Homer get Ipad.

Not everyone on Zig Forums is terrible with women.

wait you trying to get drawfags to draw like the OP pic but she has her bare footsies on Bart's...

If only I could draw well enough but Mary's character design is such a royal PITA.

Literally every Zoomer relationship.

But still absent girl looking at phone.

he should post pics of his gf or it didn't happen

Applejack awaiting intimacy from a female VA

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That ultra high-res game box really irritates me

not a caption but this pic has me wondering:
how do guys tolerate having girlfriends that don't respect and/or share their hobbies?
i would claw my face off if my gf was some basic normie bitch who can't into fun like videogames, drawing, and anime.

>I'm so fed up with my gamer weeb boyfriend. He knows I've wanted to take tango classes with him for months and he never wants to go kayaking or appreciate my pottery. I think it might be over for us....

Most women don't care about your hobbies or anything but basic mindless female activities like gossiping about other women they don't like.

>implying i wouldnt do that shit
sounds fun honestly

i hated this character, i really did

We all hated her. She should have been forgotten as soon as the credits to apocalypse cow started to role

SNEED

Is that why there's no R34 of her?

Literally me and my gf except her mouth isn't on Bart's dick.

i wouldn't want no damn bitch sucking me off while i'm trying to vidya. that's just a distraction.

thankfully nobody cares about Zooey Deschanel anymore

>Nobody gets a soul mate. It don't happen.
>All you gonna get in life if you lucky is a mate. Just a mate.
>Somebody you fuck, go to movies with. You fuck, go to another movie. You fuck, go to a comedy show. You fuck, go to your grandmomma's house. You fuck, go to your momma's house. You fuck, go see another movie.
>Somewhere in between fucking and movies, he goes, "Wanna get something to eat?"
>That's all relationships are, they ain't that complicated. It's just fucking and eating.
>If you don't like fucking somebody and you don't like eating with them, y'all don't need to be together.
-Chris Rock

S11E5

why are you talking about horse show in a Simpsons thread?

poor Simpsons writers. so badly do they want to write teen romance stories but without actual teen characters to put in them.