Donald J Trump reviews the last cartoon you watched, what does he say?
>So I was watching a show, this wonderful show, this wonderful show called 'Amphibia' and my favorite character was Sprig, he's a funny frog I tell you, a very funny frog that kid.
>I sawr it, I sawr it on Hulu. Hulu's amazing, isn't it? Tremendous selection, absolutely tremendous. The best. The show was called Solah Opposites. Solah Opposites. I have to say, say what you will about Hulu, but they know what they're doing. I didn't believe a word of it, but it was very entertaining.
>So what's the deal with this Steven universe show? It's being forced down the throats of Zig Forums due to pathetic attempts from the lamestream media in order to get their ridiculous propaganda to the top of the catalog. Believe me when I say I have no problem with the women that brought the show to life, but it is a complete and total disaster.
>Folks, this Airbender show, it's the worst. Everyone is saying it. You've got people throwing water and rocks. I said this, I said, "They've got tanks, why don't they just use those?"
>And the creator....Rebecca....Shugarr!
>"*BOOOOOOOO!*"
>She's not looking too good these days....You know, She looks like one of those Gremlins things gone wrong after you feed them. At least she looks better than Hillary!
>One long sentence
>With no breaks
C'mon, user. If you want to complain about a show in an imitation thread at least due the imitation correctly.
This isn't funny but I expected this to be bait for a political argument so I'm pleasantly surprised it's just a shitpost 6/10 thread
>"I have to say I love the DCAU, always have. But that Justice League Unlimited? Beautiful. I've known Dini for many years, good man, and I told him "Don't let Crooked Timm push his fetishes more than he has to." And we like Timm though, still do. McDuffie, will be fondly remembered. We're going to make a great show, and WB is going to pay for it. We got good voice actors, good writers, good artists. It'll be great. It's fantastic"
>Let me tell you. The Animation Industry here in America has gone...totally out of control.
>Let me tell you, the left today is so pathetic...so pathetic....
>they have to try and indoctrinate your kids because they can't make any kids of their own. >And if I can make kids then these people REALLY must be doing something wrong
>I would call each and every one of those scrawny, leftwing hack creators into my office.
>All your Rebecca Shugars and Alex Herrshs and Dafon...Nevfefes. Line 'em up in a row and say "You're Fired!"
>"YOU'RE FIRED!"
>So, there I was, sitting on my couch and what do I so on my TV and what do I see but the Teen Titans. The great Teen Titans, everyone. And let me tell you these kids are the best at what they do, and I mean that, wonderful show. Even though I've never seen the green kids birth certificate.
Getting a good laugh at this thread, not bad.
I hope mods don’t delete, because this thread is hilarious
>so I turned on the tv and for some reason it was cartoons, you remember cartoons? Used to be great when you were a kid, you remember Elmar Fud used to try to hunt Bugs Bunny with his gun
>folks they took his gun away, just like the liberal democrats and hollywood elites will try to take all your guns and get rid of our very powerful 2nd amendment
>you know it really is the most important amendment, I remember in Virginia...
>Oh I used to love the Simpsons, but they’ve gotten very nasty lately. Very nasty. Remember when the simpsons was good? We used to have great episodes like... Stark Raving Dad.... and... Lisa’s substitute. Whatever happened to those? They’re not doing their best anymore, cuz you got Laaaazy writers. Laaaaaazy writers. You know, I hear they can’t even use Apu anymore. Remember Apu? Oh I love Apu
>So I was watching this show about a cat or something. Anyway, the people in it, wonderful people, set in Oklahoma like this great crowd before me tonight, they keep having bad things happen to them. The one guy is a farmer and we all know how rough the farmers have it, but we're bringing it back, bringing it back. Anyway, the cat, the old farmer man, and the old woman keep running into weird stuff like monsters and mad scientists. I can't remember the cat's name, some fancy word I don't know, but he's pink. Kinda funny, kinda funny. Weird, but funny. Might be gay, I don't know, don't personally have a problem with that, but, you know.
>You know what I don't like. Furries. Furries are just terrible all around, you know they try to get your kids to like em right? They have this show, Sonic X. Thinks it's based off an old game character or something, least that's what Barron told me. It is absolute garbage, worst nonsensical thing I ever seen, and they've been peddling it since the two-thousand and's! I don't get why the kids liked it so much I tell ya.
I wonder what’s his opinion on the recent cartoons from Netflix or Adult Swim?
>Waste of time.
"Kipo is a great cartoon. I loved the bit with Batman saving them. Good stuff, good stuff, always glad to see Batman - you know there are people that want to take away Batman? They don't believe in your freedom of speech, and the way they try to get your kids to agree with them, you see, that's in the cartoons, like the Spidersmen, and the Iron Men, and yes even the Bat men, which is why - and I had a lot of people look into this, the very best people, hard working men - and ladies! Gotta have the ladies as well these days, thanks ladies - and what they said was that it's all Unamerican and we're just wasting so much money on it, so much, and really we should be making these things ourselves. Did you know we're not? It's true, but I've put together a special commission to look at it, they're going to root out the corruption, and soon we'll be bringing it back to America, and we won't have to worry about the Batmen any more, they'll all be banned - I'm writing an executive order later today, shutting it all down until they play fair and do it the way it should be done."
>There were these five men, these five well-spoken young musicians. They live the good life, in a big, beautiful mansion with millions of loyal people listening to their every word. Reminds you of someone, doesn't it? And the people who cross these musicians, they aren't treated too good. They're treated very bad. It makes you wonder what I could get done with some better force behind me, but I digress. Even with some loco fans and a deep state conspiracy against them, they never let it get in the way of the music. You should look up to these men, aspire to be like them. Don't take anyone's crap, just do what you're good at. I wish the music wasn't so loud and annoying, but I'm not going to be picky. Still good people, very good people.
>>That Courage the Cowardly Dog is too scary for me! That King Ramses? Can't even be in the same room with that guy!
>Saw Lupin III. Complete Indiana Jones rip-off!! Japan is catching up with our talented animators, America must remain number 1!
Adventure Time, see? Adventure Time. Started out great in the first few seasons but the decisions the crew made- wonderful crew. Great people. Hard working people. But the decisiosn they made in the later seasons--total disaster. Alrigh? The show was a complete loss. Stopped. Now, not saying anything like he's a loser, but Pen Ward is a loser. Completely lost control, alrigh? Should have took control. Great guy, alrigh? But he's a total doormat. And I know that sounds cruel but i mean it. It's fact. Complete pushover. Lost control of his own series.
Fun thread shame the mods are cucks seething at Trump
> so I watched this show called clerks based on the kevin smith movie. really great show, really great. gots this guy called Leonardo Leonardo
and his gay robot, I think he's gay i'm not sure.
>And I couldn't believe it. Folks, this fish was the most dishonest guy you could imagine. I mean, who would come up with faking his injuries like that?! So dishonest. I felt bad for the starfish and the sponge kid, and frankly, I think they learned their lesson about stretching the truth. You know those cameras back there, all of 'em in the back, they know a lot about stretching the truth, let me tell you. And then, get this, then finally after all that walking and selling and trying to sell, I found out he actually lived in a pineapple... A pineapple! Wouldn't you believe it? When those two entrepreneurs were finally walking back with all that chocolate, the guy who was chasing them down finally showed up and said, "Sir! Sir! I would like to buy all your chocolate." Incredible. Just incredible. Folks, that's what the American dream is all about. Sleepy Joe, would be a mess, let me tell you. He's just as old and frail as the mother in the wheel chair. [starts flailing arms] "What? What did he say?!" Just imagine. I mean her and Joe Biden are practically the same people!
Its only fun for americans, most of the rest of us are just embarrassed to see you guys idolizing this manchild.
Star Butterfly, wonderful gal, wonderful. But I tell you, these monsters - they've got to go. We're gonna build a wall, and the monsters are going to pay for it. That's right you heard me. We've got pie-makers, we've got knights, we've got servants, we've got yurt-makers, and they tell me, "Mr. Trump, we've got to get rid of these monsters, they're taking all our jobs." And you know what, I agree! These monsters ARE taking your jobs. So that's why they've got to go. I really got to hand it to Star Butterfly with what she did to all the Magic Monsters out there in the Multiverse. We might not even need to build a wall thanks to her. But I digress, I'm kidding. We're building that multiverse wall.
We're making fun of him here but yeah I can see where you're coming from
>i really really liked optimus primal, great leader. Pretty funny monkey too i gotta add. That ratrap always leaves me in stitches
>these kids still living with their mothers and watching kids shows. sad
Could be worse, we could have Merkle running the show....
>I sure as hell don't want people like Dio who can stop time to use the internet.
I really hope this thread doesn't devolve into Zig Forums territory because this is actually hilarious
>embarrassed to see you guys idolizing this manchild.
keep seething, yurocuck
Actually I'm your upstairs neighbor.
>Folks, It's sad. It's tremendously sad how our fake news media (!) will tell you that Anime---that's how they say cartoon in Asia, "Annie-May"---is SUPERIOR to cartoons. Remember Bugs Bunny? Remember that little guy with the ears? Well, guess what. The Democrats and the Globalists want you to throw our very fine and nice cartoons into the trash. What do they want instead? They want some very nasty stuff, lemme tell ya.
>Hentai.
>You ever heard of this stuff? Nasty stuff. It's filthy. Democrats love hentai. You wanna know what else they love? Boku no Pico. It's bad news, folks. Look it up.
Trump is a better leader than Justin Trudeau
As opposed to the joke that is Parliament? Hey Trump is still better than Biden
My sides
>I just... I don't know what I saw. What was on his left hand? What even is he? Are his legs broken? He says he wants to help people, but he makes everything worse! What is he, a Democrat? He sure talks like one.
Its xavier isnt it
-sniff-
I just liked the fight okay?
A shit posting leaf, who could have guessed?