Why didn't the Ed's like them?

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In reality May would be a disgusting pig-nosed blob like real trailer trash are

Because they're children.

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Because they were awful bullies. and one has fucking laser shooting chicken armpits

cooties

Because the joke was they were gross trailer trash with bad hygiene who were ironically the only people the Eds didn’t want attention from. But the adaptational attractiveness of porn combined with our own desire to be lusted after by sexually aggressive but low self esteem girls, made it so we now believe the Eds were throwing away a good thing.

But yet ed wants to fuck naz?

None of them did. There’s barely a potential chance that eddy did, but not the other two.

Nazz wasn’t trailer trash.

Naz is a solid 8-9/10.
the Kanker sisters are like 2-3/10.
They are ugly skanks.

They are literal trailer trash. Have you ever spent an extended period of time with trailer trash girls? Stop thinking with your dick

>tfw was kidnapped and molested by two trailer park girls as a kid
>understand exactly how the Ed’s feel at all times

6PBP

Eddy and Double D did.

Every single male in the series except Rolf wanted to rail Nazz. There is an episode about this topic specifically. That said, Ed never seems interested in Nazz outside of that episode

>our own desire to be lusted after by sexually aggressive but low self esteem girls
lol damn, you've really got my number

the blue haired one is as attractive as naz

They’re kids, not adults. Unless you are speaking figuratively.

I mean, they’re sort of rapists.

We have zero gauge of how attractive she is in universe. Just because she has the better design you can blow your nut to doesn’t mean she is attractive in their eyes

Cause they're Smelly hillbillies

>I mean, they’re sort of rapists.
So what? What sort of male in his teens wouldn't want to be mplested abd raped by hot older taller trailer trash female pervs who like younger guys? Maybe id understand it if she had herpes or std.

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No one in the show thought so.

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As someone who has dated two women who were very attractive and had no self-esteem I can say they will never love anyone very much. You need confidence to be truly assertive/actively seek a partner. A woman who wants you enough to chase you is hot, but if they hate themselves they will leave you and your love WILL be wasted.

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>those sagging pants on that Marie
God damn I didn’t come here to beat my dick but here we go

>if they hate themselves they will leave you and your love WILL be wasted.

Amen

They're awful to literally everyone in the cul-de-sac. They're rude, repulsive assholes (cunts) who'd almost certainly subject the Eds to abuse and "love" whilst continuing to make life just as if not more miserable than usual for everybody if the Eds accepted them.