Yo dudes the empires pretty chill maybe you could like join it or something

Yo dudes the empires pretty chill maybe you could like join it or something

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based and dare i say sandpilled

>canned the finished episodes of this because they don't want "the images of the original trilogy characters ruined before our sequels"

You did enough damage on your own, releasing this at this point can't make things any worse.

You can't join the Empire any more because Disney decided they're literally Nazis and apparently thinking fictional sci-fi bad guys are cool makes you a piece of shit.

>Disney decided
Oh man

user, that's what they literally were established as from the very start of the franchise, it's just a movie

if you genuinely admire a villain's indefensible schemes, that does make you a piece of shit.

>it's just a movie
No.
It's woke politics.

IT'S FICTION YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID.
Liking a fictional villain over the fictional hero doesn't "make" you anything.

Imagine being this far gone lmao

They've always been nazis

Do you still have cookies?

Yeah yeah, everything is Nazis.

yes they are are. anyone with more than two braincells can see the empire was based off third reich

So I guess you don't even have two braincells since you can't seem to grasp that something being inspired by something doesn't make it the same thing, and that fictional evil faction isn't real and it doesn't matter if people like it more than the fictional good faction?

that doesn't make them not nazis they genocided an entire race of course when I say they're nazis I don't mean they are literally the nazi party I'm saying they're basically nazis

I heard rumors it was going to be dumped on HBO max. Any news about that? I want my stupid early 00's humor.

They are the Galactic Empire.
If they were Nazis, they would be called Nazis.
But they are not. They are the Galactic Empire.

Just because you talk like a retard, reason like a retard and look like a retard doesn't necessarily mean you ARE a retard.
Although I am wiling to give you the benefit of the doubt, because you really do appear to be retarded.

Cause WE GOT DEATH STAR!
WE GOT DEATH STAR!
WE GOT DEATH STAR!

No, they were not, they were a mish-mash of all historical empires and were intended to be a study on our own government and the borders of authority. Lucas's original plan, which made it into the radio version and the novelization, also had the idea that the Emperor was a puppet, and the real power was Tarkin's military junta. In the radio drama Vader argues that they need to consult the Emperor before taking such a drastic step as the destruction of a planet, and Tarkin silences him like a boss. In the book it was also established how the Emperor was a puppet of the military (which was later retconned to be in-universe thoughts). But for all the historical references, the Empire vs Rebels conflict was really about Vietnam, and ROTS much later was about Bush mobilizing support for the government against the vague "alien" Muslim threat.

Today, I will remind them
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MeYfHSarBiQ

Wow, THE Donald Trump came with his people to arrest a cosplayer?

No dude clearly they are Nazis and if you like the Empire, YOU are a Nazi.
Keep up with the narrative, okay?

nobody is saying you're a nazi if you like the villains it's just that they are basically nazis

>they are basically nazis
They're not, though. It's completely idiotic to throw that comparison at everything you don't like.

dumbass I like the empire but they are based off nazis you fucking neanderthal stop trying to make this some stupid ass political thing I'm just telling the truth

REMINDER; Vader was a hero. He was redeemed.
HEROES RISE UP AND MAYBE MURDER LIKE 500 THOUSAND PEOPLE BUT JUST REDEEM YOURSELF BRO.

You're the one making it political you moronic mouth-breathing dimwit.
>HURR DURR DEY NAZZIS

Always the same with you people.
Always.

it's another "complaining that a villain in a work of fiction got redeemed" post

the fuck are you talking about? okay this must be bait no one could be this retarded. I don't see why you're getting so mad about this so what if people compare them to nazis? you know the empire is bad so what does it matter to you if people say they're bad

Retard. Read And then shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear your retard screeching about things you have no clue about.

No, they aren't Nazis. They are space Nazis.
Seriously though, how did Empire worsen the lives of people? Like, why are they the bad guy?