What happens?
Your favorite cartoon is now set during the Vietnam War
Isaac Bell
Charles Morales
>B:TAS
Batman has to stop a Colonel Kurtz type dude named Agent Orange from killing both sides. In a b-plot Alfred comes to terms with his past kills in the RAF.
Matthew Edwards
>NO DOUBLE D, THEY'RE JUST KIDS
Andrew Jackson
>EDDY, THE JAWBREAKERS ARE TALKING VIETNAMESE!!!
Noah Wood
>DOOM ON YOU YANKEE CHILDKILLER EDBOY
Josiah Smith
>Venture Bros
Not too much changes, except the original Team Venture now takes place during World War II. The Rusty Venture Show is a radio serial instead of a cartoon. Also, all the more modern pop-culture references are gone.
Oliver Diaz
>it ain't me starts playin
Josiah Peterson
Eddy would be that ARVN officer who's secretly reselling American equipment to the PAVN for a nice kickback
David Anderson
>Khe Sanh, 1968
>Fievel is scurrying about the shell craters and bombed out bunkers as PAVN artillery thunders from the hillside
>reaching his trench, he finds Tony and break out a bag he managed past the MPs
>it's full of heroin he stole from the CIA bunker that was meant to be sold back in Harlem to fund the Secret War in Laos
>together they roll up the potent drug to a pair of thick ass blunts and smoke them as AH-1 Cobra gunships start strafing the hillside
>Fievel pulls out a letter, the paper crusty with jungle juices, he got from his older sister Tanya
>Tony, likewise pulls out one he got from his beloved Bridget
>decided they'd rather not be the bearers of their own bad news, they decide to read each other's letters to each other as the scent of gasoline creeps in from the A-1D Skyraiders dumping napalm outside the base perimeter
>Bridget writes Tony that he is leaving him for a big black cat named Tyrone who got a college deferment using his basketball scholarship
>Tanya is heavily pregnant and has run off to join some "Family" in Southern California
>Helter Skelter starts playing in the background
Adrian Peterson
"Like zoinks man, peace and love and pastrami man."
"What is that, what the hell is that private Mister Rogers?"
Shaggy starts as a typical hippy that gets molded into John Rambo by his bad-ass Drill Instructor played by the ghost of R. Lee Emery.
Jace Wright
its easy, you just lead them a little less
Julian Myers
>Jimmy doesn't survive the first week
>Ed is a killing machine
>Kevin gets gangrene but lies about his wounds to earn a purple heart
>Jimmy is a tunnel rat who maliciously remains unharmed in his service
>Rolf is a french national from the first Indochina War who still roams the jungles in search of revenge
>Double D burns down a village and gets instant PTSD
>Eddy is trying to scope out land for a future sweatshop
Ethan Cook
FUCK meant to say Johnny is a tunnel rat
Connor Murphy
"Look out, sarge! There's a sniper aiming at you from that tree!"
Christian Cruz
I want to see this now, user
Alexander Collins
>it's a Hank shoots Khan mistaking him for a Slope
Wyatt Jenkins
But is then soon discharged for his narrow urethra
Jordan Mitchell
Spear and Fang...Leave I guess?
Let's say instead that the infection from a later episode breaks out and a group of isolated GIs and viets have to work together against the diseased
James Cruz
Post yfw Sarah has pity sex with Jimmy the night before he leaves for Vietnam and winds up pregnant
Hudson Garcia
Jimmy gets fragged
Nathaniel Jones
>Kevin comes back home to find out Nazz has fallen in with the hippies
Kevin Morgan
Bentley Clark
>Jimmy gets fragged
He'd have to be in a position of leadership to be fragged
Does Jimmy look like leadership material to you?
David Allen
As someone whose done 7 years active duty thusfar........yes. If anything, in a lot of cases, he's overqualified.
Angel Bailey
>Navy
Being an effeminate fag doesn't count as leadership quality (mostly because the Navy is for ultra-macho faggots)
Alexander Evans
>Does Jimmy look like leadership material to you?
that's why he get's fragged
Thomas Cooper
>As someone whose done 7 years active duty thusfar........yes. If anything, in a lot of cases, he's overqualified.
Examples of his qualifications?
Anthony Torres
Not the same user, but I'd say Jimmy comes across as a perfectionist, who can be bossy on rare occasions when he needs to be (especially if he's backed up by Sara or in this case top brass), and he's can be a scheming/manipulate little shit who would rank climb if he got the chance.
And second to edd, I imagine he favors book smarts more than most of the kids in the cul de sac.
John Moore
>wildwing is the new leader after canard went MIA
>nosedive's the chopper pilot uses comics to escape war's brutalities
>mallory's the resident spooky special forces gal
>tanya's the brains behind all the chemical warfare and psyops
>duke's a turncoat PAVN
>grin's a medic
>phil's a journalist
>klegghorn's top brass
Colton Sullivan
Julian Adams
Fuck I'd watch it just for Rolf