Unless the kanker sisters have herpes, HPV, HIV or some other std, I dont understand why they repel themselves against them.
Kanker sisters
>>watch the first episode and they seem like really sweet women taking care of the eds
>>theyre thicc af
>>older and taller than any of the male characters
they were awful people
How?
They weren't at an age where they were intrested in girls. Plus those girls wanted sex and they were far to innocent for that
Because the joke was they were gross trailer trash with bad hygiene who were ironically the only people the Eds didn’t want attention from. But the adaptational attractiveness of porn combined with our own desire to be lusted after by sexually aggressive but low self esteem girls, made it so we now believe the Eds were throwing away a good thing.
Eddy literally hides a stack of porn magazines from his mom under his bed in his room, theyre literally at that age.
I've fucked trailer trash (literally, she lived in a fucking trailer) before and I'll tell you, the Eds were throwing away a good thing.
Because they don't look like that in the show.
But wasnt that magazine about baby birds?
>theyre thicc af
You clearly never watched the show and only fapped to the off model porn
They probably didn't look anything near like your image in-universe, I always figured that the cartoon aesthetic concealed how gross they actually were.
This
Contrary to your porn they weren’t meant to be perfect sex and the boyos didn’t have the interest outside of the neighborhood crush or two
You never was in forced relationship.
It sounds amazing at first. You feel like king. But then she starts to make excuses .
Girls that you hardly know being overly affectionate can be a huge turnoff even if they're attractive and even if they're not literally smothering you like the Kankers were.
t. had a girl that was way overly affectionate with me even though I knew her for less than an hour and it weirded me the fuck out
Did she have herpes, hpv, or some other std? If not then Maybe because you're a faggot who takes black cock up the ass
I have no idea, we had one class together once a week and on the second week she was clinging off of my arm and calling me names like "baby" and "darling". I also take all cocks up my ass thank you, I'm not racist.
They had standards, at least Double D and Eddy did.
The one in Ed's room was.
They didn't look much different from anybody else.
They're 12
The Eds do not like them? What makes you think that?
No, they were yet self sufficient barely pubescent children.
Ed had the greatest standards of alllllll time, my good dude
Just like everyone on Zig Forums!
I like chickens, eddy
May was a sweetheart being led by bad influences.
You mean do not believe in love at first sight, double dee?
Explain pic related. Or more accurately, something that happens as a result of it.
That’s just your interpretation.
may's just the weakest one in a group of hyenas
Blue hair girl was the only cute one in show.
1. We dont know how these girls smelled. It was kind of implied they smelled bad. Like cigarettes, bo, and ass.
2. They were kind of demented. Probably from lack of childhood attention. They probably were attracted to be ignored from having an absent dad. They would have probably been into weird shit like furry suits (not the hot ones) and cutting. And they would have probably lost interest the second one of the Ed's showed they cared.
3. They might have all been fucking autistic because they never tried a normal approach.
I want to believe that if they ever aged then up, Marie married her guy after cleaning herself up and getting some biotech degrees.
I feel so bad for Naz man, what was fucking UP. With that child? Ughhhhhh. We saw almost nothing about her as a person. Just that all the boys thought she was attractive? She may have been older than the Ed bois, but honestly i feel like something messed her up. I really wanted to know more about her. Even friggen PLANK had more visible personality. Sigh.
they were abusive. simps here will defend them.
>simps
What is that? What even is that?
A seyance to bring Ed home to them, duh
F-
You haven’t seen the episode?
Sweet! I love the original.Simpsons man
Oh. Shit. Sorry.
I have memory loss.
I better find my dvds and rewatch.
Yeah only the kankers were ever cruel to the eds good one bro real keen heart you got there man where did you
They can’t accept that the Ed’s didn’t want them.
All fur suits are hot, you ever stand outside with a sign as a mascot for chick a fil a???? Fucking death traps. Hot as fucking balls.
Oh.
Wait.
Youre one of ~those~ types of furries.
Eck
Untrue and blatantly incorrect.
Try again next time.
Sorry!