This is Hawkgirl's origin

And by this time next year she'll have a different origin.

Tale your space cops only fetish and shove it up your asshole.

You are telling me she wasnt bit by a radioactive hawk?

Hawkman and Hawkgirl are inseparable, they were created as a team so in a way she always was reliant on him.

Secret Crisis will reveal that Hawkman is Kang the Conqueror.

Yeah, except now she’s entirely dependent on Carter. It’s not even them sharing a curse together anymore, it’s her getting cursed separately and being intrinsically bound to Carter fixing it for her too.

They did make the Starheart though

IIUC she ultimately gets her powers and hawk aspect from a hypercosmic 'space cop' that looks like a hawk.

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While this is the all ridiculous, the first post actually describes Hawkman's backstory fairly well. With how long these comics have been going on, you could probably do the same kind of in-depth 'look at how convoluted everything is' with any character. After all, isn't Iron Man currently an AI based on a clone based on an alternate reality version of Iron Man that fused with the real Iron Man?

Feet....
Imagine the footjobs....
Makes more sense THAT she is some Sort of herald of the presence

This is dumber than a sack of cat hair. I assume Hawktard wrote it?

Tommy

You left out that he's been rebooted by Secret War and that his consciousness is hiding in a virtual space created by his personal version of Siri

Is Tommy also Hawktard? That would make sense, but I've never seen Tommy sperg about Hawkman's greatness before.

It's mightygodking type humor

Original Iron Man ---> Died in 'the Crossing' ---> Replaced with alternate Teen Tony ---> Died in 'Onslaught' ---> Recreated in 'Heroes Reborn' by Franklin Richards ---> Reborn and Teen merged with resurrected Original Tony by Franklin Richards in 'Heroes Return'---> Underwent Extremis process, turning him into a posthuman cyborn ---> made a backup of his brain just in case ---> Erased his brain during 'Dark Reign' to keep contents from falling into the wrong hands ----> backup copy (which is about a year old at this point) uploaded into Tony who is cyberneticized further at the same time ---> Gets morality inverted by magic ---> dies in 'Time Runs Out' ---> Re-created in several different versions by the power of the Beyonders wielded by Doctor Doom ---> Re-created by Franklin Richards (again) wielding the power of the Beyonders at the end of Secret Wars ---> Gets killed by Carol Danvers during Civil War 2 ----> Regenerates in mysterious healing pod ----> Returns to life with fully rebooted biology ---> although some think the new Tony is actually a clone and the real thing is still out there

Since there is not a scrap of the original remaining (and what the fuck does that even mean if it's a cloned body? How do you tell?) and his mind is an uploaded copy, Tony thinks he is not the real Tony

It's more the other way around really. She's the impetus to the cures.

This writing is beyond shit. This guy as no idea how to write transcendantal beings.

>Tony has a hard life

Hah. He once used the phrase "I've had enough grief for six lifetimes" (this was a little while after he had died, been put in cryonic stasis, then brought back with an artificial nervous system made out of the parasite that had killed him in the first place... and he came back paralyzed). Well, he's had more than six, I think, now...

>This guy

And his name is SCOTT SNYDER!

Lmao just turn off your brain bro. Just look at t-rex Batman and clap your hands because comics are fun again.

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