If you had only one wish

If I were the king of the world, I'll tell you what I'd do. I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars and make sweet love to a tub of vick's vapo-rub.

obtain this and everything else the world has to offer, the one piece.

i wish for a Real status menu from a game only for me, along with a skill tree i can upgrade and inventory

Free Gendy Tartakovsky from Adam Sandler's clutches

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Fairly_OddParents Tooth_Fairy/1

Why? FOP is great

I would wish for fairy godparents who would follow me around and grant my wishes.

Mastery of probability manipulation. Basicly the same as infinite wishes, except it comes without the drawback of accidently wishing something you didn't mean. Like unwishing your wishing ability.

The odds of [insert literally anything] not happening is never exactly 0%. Just yank that infinitismally small chance it would happen up to 100 and Bobs your uncle.

the only answer

mooooooooooore wishes!

incorrect.

That wasn't an asnwer, moron. It was a Question. Did you not even read the post you just reponded to? They used a question mark. As in they did not know the answer. As in they did not answer. So by definition of an answer, that was not an answer. It was a question.

Being able to draw godlike art, for mostly porn.

4channers get younger every year.

NPC detected.

my art is pretty godlike but i only want to draw for jesus, you are messed up dude. Porn is incredibly boring.

Wish I could draw worth a damn.

a painless death

prevent covid-19 from happening, make this year be less worse.

step one: grab mouse
step 2: open MS PAINT
step 3: cry yourself to sleep, loser

If you have mental disabilities I guess

To go 31 years into the past and restart my shit life.

get life gay

FAIRIES ARE REAL
I WILL PROVE IT
FAAAAAAAAAAIRIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I wish user would have a great day so they can look back on it in the future and know things can become better.

infinite wishes

Yes but...
This first