Happy birthday from Thanos

It’s the setup for David hunting Thanoses across the multiverse once Marvel finally runs out of ideas.

is there any more than these 4 pages, sauce?

Found it. Thanos Annual #1

David vs goliath analogy?
Also would be an interestingly hilarious story lol.

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>I have knowledge
No, the guys crazy and using thanos as an excuse for all the shit that happens around him in an exaggerated means.

>dad died
>blames thanos
>got into a heated argument with his girlfriend
>blames thanos
>"friends died from drinking"
He just lost his friendship due to drinking problems, they didn't die
>"school fire"
He failed school
>"got him fired"
He was a poor worker who was already bitter about his past failures
>happy about his birthday
Depression strike
>disaster of a room/flood
He never sought out help and just fell further and further.

Damn now i know how helpless david must feel

So why isn't he urinating on Thanos? If Thanos isn't gonna kill him he can at least retaliate, maybe not physically, but mentally. Maybe pepper his apartment with fanart of him boning Death?

well the thats not that of a bad idea since thanos pays him a visit he just have to lock himself into his room, cover everything with his feces and maybe make a fecal trap he can drop on thanos kek.

Yeah yeah and it was all just a coma dream of an autistic girl staring at a snow globe.

user, back in reality people do this Mostly children, There are even movies like it for children like JoJo rabbit, and Adults like the movie Fight Club.

and back in fiction, it's the laziest, least original plot device to ever be inflicted upon readers/viewers

>least original
No ones' original kiddo.
>lazy
No, lazy is that the hero always gets out of the problem with plot armor. So very few times do they let the "hero" lose.

Thawne can't have a monopoly on being ridiculously petty

Did you write this comic? Because I can't see any other reason someone would try to push the most boring, hackneyed metaphor around on this story when the writing doesn't even wink at the notion.

>when the writing doesn't even wink
That's because you're probably unimaginative as fuck and take everything at face value.

Mate. The final page ends on "No, it's not a metaphor." At best you could just say the story wants to say life's cruel.

user, it says that no where.

Does he live underneath Seaworld or something? How the fuck is one burst pipe not only going to flood an apartment that fast, but ALSO flood it so goddamn fast that when Thanos opens the door the level of water stays the same.

Yeah but Eobard at least has a reason for being petty. Same with Black Manta. They both revel in any discomfort or inconvenience they can cause to their respective target of ire.
Thanos just randomly chose a baby one day and decided that a few minutes once a year wouldn't be too much work. That's about as petty as possible, considering he doesn't seem to care about David's opinion.

>"Dude it's actually a metaphor."
>"What? Thanos telling the protagonist he's overthinking it might be meta? Ridiculous!"
Fag.

Stop over thinking it user, and stop blaming others for your faults.

How can you fucking spergs read this and not know what you're reading?