How would you have handled it?
How would you have handled it?
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Shot her in the face.
I had diferent ideas about how to handle it, but sinde Malifecent now i know the were malicious intent in her visit and it wasn't just a petty "wasn't invited to the party" curse.
I'd be in the crowd, shouting out asking if I could be her boytoy.
She’s purdy.
>tfw no pretty evil fairy gf
>Oh I’m sorry we sent you an invitation I do hope your raven didn’t ruin it. Well at least you’re here! Have a seat!
Done.
"Yeah well, you weren't formally wanted at the buffet table either and that didn't stop you, fatass"
Fairy godmothers absolutely btfo
fucking kek
I would fuck Aurora
Why didn't they just invite her though?
It's not an exclusive party if they let just anybody in. Also she's like the definition of Evil and she really likes what she does so inviting her is probably just going to end with dead party guests.
Because they're fucking stupid. In no circumstances should you be offending the Fair Folk or the Kindly Ones. Hell, if they'd sent her an invitation she likely wouldn't have shown up at all. She probably only came in the first place to repay insult with insult.
I would ask her out.
Well, Zeus invited Hades!
>It's not an exclusive party if they let just anybody in
you have to think there's only so many magic users in-universe, otherwise any other witch or wizard could have undone all the damage she caused.
So yeah, maybe include the powerful witch in your exclusive party list and cut-out some one that can't just magic you all to your doom.
>this
if you invite someone you hate, they wont come
if you don't invite someone you hate, they'll show up
also it was a celebration and everyone should have just chilled for a single fucking moment
Probably because she's prone to Huge Bitch Antics like throwing tantrums and cursing babies.
Hades isn’t evil
trying to murder an infant isn't exactly "good guy" behavior
If we weren't talking about Disney movies then you'd be correct but they needed a villain for the Hercules film
How do you get on the good side of Maleficient anyways?
Does she count as fay? In that case you have to be super accommodating but also ready to protect yourself. Malicious fay are kind of rare in a lot of folklore and they're often just forces of nature and tradition, so her being evil should be a reaction to misconduct or dumb humans. Them not inviting her was probably the trigger in that case.
So what you do is you invite her and set a place for her. You leave that place set even if she doesn't show up, which is the likelier option. If she does show up you treat her well but don't give her any names or promises. If she asks to see the child you should probably still accommodate her because by that point she should be bound by the laws of hospitality and unable to do much harm.
If she's not a fay you're kinda fucked. Bunch of different remedies for witches, but hard to execute many of them on the fly and without enraging the witch. Covert witchhunter?
Hades is his brother, Maleficent is just some rando evil bitch for the King and Queen
I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be a fay. They don't explicitly say it but given how she's the darker version of the good fairies I'm inclined to think she's a dark one.
I think in the original telling the fairy's needed to be served with golden dishware and utensils or some shit. They were short a set and said fuck it. Keep in mind in the original telling there were like a dozen or so that needed to be invited so the king was probably banking on the "good" fairy being able to counter act whatever bullshit the "bad" one would come up with.
All fae are assholes.
Poseidon.
Yeah, I'm thinking that was the intent. It's a very fay kind of story in that it involves the breaking of traditions and such.
>If she's not a fay you're kinda fucked. Bunch of different remedies for witches, but hard to execute many of them on the fly and without enraging the witch. Covert witchhunter?
Knock on wood and then smack her with a cold iron firepoker while reciting the Lord's Prayer.
I would have gone with Eris but Poseidon is also a good choice
Let it play out.
A party without catty fights and drama ain't no party.
Yeah, well the jerk table called and they said they saved you a seat!
Zeus also turned himself into a swan and a woman for the sake of fucking.
What a lad.
Why didn't she just magic up an invitation WITH ALL THE POWERS OF -HELL-?
Wasn't there something about how she was gone for decades and nobody knew if she was still alive? Still, putting an honorary setting out for her would have been wise.