What do you think about Dipper?

what do you think about Dipper?

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I think he should be castrated and set ablaze

boring

I thought i was going to hate him but turns out he is alright

Dib was better

He should get turned into a twink by Mabel and pimped out around town.

He just a square version of Greg Heffely with no best friend but his sibling

cute feet

He should have been more junior paranormal investigator and less hopeless crush chaser/sibling babysitter

He'll be a twink when he grows up, he has that kind of build and all the media of him in the future shows him as such

He should've been like Dib. Maybe even be part of Swollen Eyeball like organization. They should've definitely given him some exclusive best friend

Boxers or briefs?

God he is so cute. I wish I could hug my son.

Clearly inferior to town darling Dippy Fresh

thisboring everyman. or everykid. audience surrogate. He's exactly what he needs to be.

Most of the ones I've seen just make him look like Alex.

You've got the based department on speed dial.

His name will confuse him everytime he'll have sex.

ok, Brendon is better tho

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Jokes on you, I'm the CEO of the based department

Alex isn’t exactly muscular

I can't say I'm a connoisseur, but that's not exactly a twink either.

Why even age him up when he is perfect as an ideal shota?

annoying

Should have stayed like this for the rest of the series

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simp

Nah, being almost naked is boring. His outfit makes him more desirable. Wearing tribal "clothes" takes away from us the possibility of striping down his shorts and appreciating a view when you can see his underwear while his shorts are still around his knees. Imagine his blushing face. And his briefs, you would be able to touch them, take them off, sniff them. Him staying naked all the time equals losing so many actions you can do with him.

He'd use magical artifacts and spells to slow down his aging possess and make him more feminine.

Cute.

HEY DYIPPER

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I disregarded western toon boys until Dipper.

I mean his short shorts and tighties are cool too

Same. After that, I started discovering more western cartoons, and holy shit there are so many top tier boys. And Dipper is like a pinnacle of shota game. Western girls are meh compared to anime, but top tier western boys are times more prescious than some anime boys.

Not only that, you can just leave him with t-shirt only, or make him wear nothing but the vest, or the vest and socks, or nothing else but his cap. So many combinations to try.

It's hot for Mabel to Dom him.

Be sure does like getting his asshole eaten