I'm going to FUCK your wife, MEGATRON! You're going to sit in the corner like a little-bitch-bot while she sits on my AUTOCOCK
I'm going to FUCK your wife...
Justin Robinson
Benjamin Hughes
And then Prime said it was "this big", and I said "THAT'S DISGUSTING"
Oliver Watson
Wife? Are you drunk on bad energon, Prime?
Kayden Lopez
>tfw that FOOL megatron doesn't make the obvious joke.
Joshua Cooper
Do not ask what autobots can do for you, ask what you can to for autobots (let them sleep with your wives)
Isaiah Collins
Very well, Optimus, I yield. Do what you will with Starscream, while I sit in the corner, I will make no attempt to stop you.
Carson Nelson
Orion Pax, you must rape Megatron
Caleb Barnes
You will stay away from Megatron, Autobots.
Carson Richardson
I like the way you think, wanna be best friends?
Benjamin Bell
FELLOW DECEPTICONS! I've COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
OPTIMUS PRIME IS A SCRAP HEAP LOOKING SLAGGER!
HE LUBRICATED ON MY SCRAPPING LIEUTENANT! THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK OUT HIS PATRIOTIC LOOKING ION BLASTER OUT AND LUBRICATED ON SLAGGING STARSCREAM!
AND HE SAID HIS CANNON WAS "The freedom of all sentient being." AND I SAID "THIS IS BAD COMEDY." SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TELETRAAN 1
OPTIMUS PRIME: YOU'VE GOT A SMALL ION CANNON. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WHEELIE EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY FUSION CANNON LOOKS LIKE!
THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL BLACK. NO POINTS. NO PILLOWS. IT LOOKS LIKE A P38
HE LUBRICATED ON STARSCREAM, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO LUBRICATE ON IACON! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!
EXCEPT i'M NOT GOING TO LUBRICATE ON IACON! i'M GONNA GO HIGHER! i'M GOING TO LUBRICATE ON THE MOON!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SENTINEL? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 CYCLES BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPELETS HIT CYBERTRON. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Caleb Collins
Her well oiled exhaust port is exclusive to Lord Megatron's supple, hefty, shaft
Alexander Gray
David Sanchez
Damn Autoniggers, they're stealing our women.
Megatron was right!
Noah Wilson
Bumblebee was a documentary.
Charles Davis
Everyone I've come to make an announcement.
Ratchet is stupid.
That will be all.
Daniel Richardson
Ratchet is my favorite buttboy
Landon Brooks
How do we stop this degeneracy?
Austin Collins
Wonderful
Jeremiah Peterson
You've got shit taste if you think that Ratchet is the best buttboy when it's clearly Bulkhead.
Brody Cox
All men belong to her.
Sebastian Powell
Remember Transformers Kiss Players?
Grayson Brown
Optimus you dumbass Megatron doesn’t have a wife, but I on the other hand do
Julian Reed
It can't be stopped, once it's begun it just keeps on going.
Thomas Flores
Go back to Japan Desusaurus
Easton Sanchez
Stop kissing the humans you degenerate Autobots!
Bentley Jackson
Is that a flail on his gun?
Luis Cox
STTARSCREAM, that tight -jet asshole is going to make me coooooooooom
Parker Morales
Make me dumbass
Jack Nguyen
If you don't stop, I'll shoot the science human.
Andrew Miller
OPTIMUS THIS ISN'T PART OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION!
Adrian Adams
beautiful
Logan Foster
THEN I'LL KISS HIM TOO!
Grayson Adams
OPTIMUS NO
THE HUMANS HAVE THIS THING CALLED CONSENT