*Azula confesses her genuine (Yes, really. Just roll with it.), undying love for you*

>*Azula confesses her genuine (Yes, really. Just roll with it.), undying love for you*
How do you respond? What do you do?

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Wake up.

Lol that's funny. Is Ty Lee coming? I wanna talk to her, she is great.

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Iam Zuko so I run to Ursa to tattle on her for begging for attention.

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Immediately try to get away as fast and far as possible because she WILL eventually roast me to a charred husk

I bow down in servitude, for to do otherwise would mean death.

I drink and try to forget that a 14 year old confessed their love for me

I take her my arms and tell her that I feel the same way and that together her and I will be unstoppable and will the ultimate power couple. As husband and wife we will rule. After conquering all the other nations and molding them into an image of our own I'll fill her up with my seed as we will need plenty of children to manage such a large domain. And then I'd kiss her deeply and passionately.

Immediately get down on one knee and propose, we get married ASAP and get to work impregnating her. Gotta get that shit LOCKED DOWN.

Bitch what took you so long? I've been pretending to be retarded for the past 10 years. Come on then, let's turn this world upside down.

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"Don't take this the wrong way and violently kill me but you're like 14 dude. At least wait until you're 18 to pull this. Hell by then you might find someone else." After which I immediately turn and power walk away in the hopes that my decision not to outright run will keep her from giving chase like a mad dog.

I'm not from this dimension, I'm actually here to stir shit up, record it all on this magic recorder device called a fireproof camera, and then go home and eat chips. But, if you insist, I'll fuck you in exchange for you taking this DVD set and also maybe reading The Art of War. This is getting boring

I shoot myself.

In the Fire Nation, you become an adult as soon as you become a proper firebender. It's all legal in the eyes of the law.

If she's canon age, I'd vomit and look around for the FBI or cheesy "reality tv" show hosts. If she was a mature adult instead, though, I'd try to redeem her, I guess, but she would probably murder me in my sleep.

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skull fuck time

>oh no a hot underage girl wants to fuck me... oh god this is so gross... im vomiting... please, hot underage girl, don't disgust me with your sexy underage body..

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It's immoral in the eyes of the me.
He's being a bit over dramatic but holy hell you need to sort yourself out. Being hot doesn't cancel out the underage.

>It's immoral
Because of a number??
Like honestly, how old is really 14.

>Azula always lies
>Azula always lies
>Azula always lies
>Azula always lies
>Azula always lies

Passionate and steamy french kissing in private because I'm like 10/8 years her senior
After that just enjoy life until she grows bored or paranoid at me and kills me.

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It's immoral because despite her intelligence and maturity she's still a child by my standards. An unstable and sociopathic one at that.

Is it still immoral if she's a child that could outsmart you without the slightest effort?

take advantage of this opportunity to find out what grey delisle really sounds like in bed.

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Is she cartoon-age? Or comic-age?
Or is she cartoon-age plus all the years since release?
I need some more info here OP.

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>is it still immoral if she's a child that could outsmart you without the slightest effort?
yes, on both ends

>Azula always lies
>Azula always lies
>Azula always lies
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come back to bed Zuzu

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We'll just assume she's 18-20 years old.
>I am Zuko
Nope. You're yourself in this scenario.

Like, she's immoral for having a relationship with someone who's not as shrewd as you are? And you're immoral for having a relationship with someone so much younger?
Does that mean that intelligent people are immoral if they ever fall in love with someone?

I tell her no because it's not in line with my ship

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The fact that you had to say
>(Yes, really. Just roll with it.)
would make me think she's lying and trying to get something out of me.
inb4 "Yeah, she's trying to get something out of you: your semen."

Did you not read the "despite her intelligence" part? She's 14. By my moral standards she is a child and I'm a grown ass man. Her being able to outwit and fry me alive without much effort doesn't change this in the slightest and I'd be supremely uncomfortable humoring her advances.

i love her smile when she hears the question and the giggle right before she drops that one liner.

>Does that mean that intelligent people are immoral if they ever fall in love with someone?
Someone they can easily outsmart yeah, in the words of one House episode, it's like dating a dog

>she's 18-20 years old.
Well then I hug her and kiss her and then date her and then we go on a life changing adventure together.

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is "going on a life changing adventure together" a new euphemism

>Does that mean that intelligent people are immoral if they ever fall in love with someone?
Her intelligence doesn't make her a physical adult. She's a smart kid but she's still a kid. Not sure why you think being smart means it's suddenly okay.