How do we fix Thor?

>at the very very least kill him because for fucks sake what a godwaful way to end a comic protagonist story
>Killing him off for the sake of it is better than letting him have a happy ending where he goes to a wish/dream world much like how a wish/dream crated him
This is not the shittiest opinion on Zig Forums but it has to be in the top 100

You replied to 2 different people

>happy ending
>after decades of comics heroic protagonist find out he's not real, turn into a decapitated head and then into the plaything of a bunch of squids.

Just imagine this shit happening to Bruce Banner or Billy Batson.

I still don't understand why they did that to Don. They had the perfect scenario to end his and Jane's story, before this dumbass storyline. They left Don a head in a hole the ground just to make a new villain for Thor, and then they never ducking used the villain ever again.

give to Jeff Parker or any writer who acknowledges any story between Simonson and JMS

Why didn't they just have him and Jane leave after he got separated from Thor? Why did Fraction hook Jane up with OC Selvig ripoff for just this one storyline?

Kill Jane Foster

Would he just be an accessory to his monstrous body?

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>How do we fix Thor?
I'm gonna suggest something totally cray-cray and really out of control: write good stories. And the wacky part is, this works for Superman too.

First of all, retcon Aaron's 'Unworthy Thor' garbage.

"We"? Who's "we"?
If you want to write for comics you should apply yourself to the craft, years of painstakingly long days in front of a blank screen trying to make up scenarios worth sharing with the world.
Until you're good enough to get hired at a comicbook company, then it's years of slog until you get the title you crave to change - and by then you're so hopelessly behind the times that if and when you publish your "fix" the fans will angriliy post threads on Zig Forums about how to fix your character.

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Thor doesn't need fixing, he just needs an interesting writer where every storyline isn't stupid epic world ending shit.

>superfag at it again

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Honestly, if Cates wasn't so focused on making his OC the biggest of bads in Marvel, and stretched the Thor story out over at least a few more months, instead of rushing into his shit, he could've made a really good run. It showed promise in the begining.

Stop begging The Man and write your own Thor comics exactly how you want them to be

Ragnarok happens.
Thor and buddies are reincarnated as humans.
Thor is Donald Blake a hip teen and besties with Miles.
Loki is his younger brother Joseph.
He was born fully aware of their past.
The new life is something he cherishes so he pushes it out of his head and becomes a villain to keep the pantheon all ignorant safe and ensure that Odin's final spell is eternal.

You need a great story to put him back on the map, and I've got the perfect one.
>Thor is wrecking shit at some A.I.M. base
>MODOK's stolen the blueprints of Doom's Time Machine and intends to launch an army into the past
>Thor's just there to wreck his shit
>things happen and he's sent back to WWII
>he teams up with Hercules and Venus and they start wrecking Nazi shit up
>Himmler's planning to unleash some Lovecraftian terror
>Thor, Hercules and Venus are fighting Cyborg Nazis and Eldritch Monsters
>they reach the high command
>Himmler and Goebells go "we wuz Vikangz y r u fighting us oh great Thor"
>Thor just smashes their heads in while Hercules rapes Shitler to death and Venus watches, masturbating to the MuscleMan action
>they stop the Eldritch Monster and all 3 go have a threesome to celebrate
>Thor's transported to the future again
>without the Eternal Kraut, the current world is vastly different
>Israel doesn't exist
>Germany's divided between France, Italy, Poland and Britain
>everyone lives in their place, as God intended, and there's no jewry to force shitskins upon our shores
>Thor sheds a tear as he flies off to the sunset
>Thor's now the world's greatest hero
There, give me all your money.

God you’re a faggot and give Thorfags a bad name

Ww2 and muh nazi bad.
No.

>2000+20
>simping for Nazis
WEW! "Unca Adolf" is the reason why we're seeing all this Jewry and Niggerified degeneracy. If you are a Nationalist, or at least a guy who cares about his country or tradition, you have to hate Nazis otherwise you're just some Zig Forumsack LARPer stuck at the beginning of his journey. Nazis ARE the villains, but not because they're racist. It's because they're Huns. Degenerate, cowardly Huns.

t.jidf.
WW2 stories are tire

Nah, Nazis were the very first JIDF. Its origins, you might say.
>WW2 stories are tire
I'll agree to that, but you need something big to make a splash. Normalfags would read a story just because Thor and Hercules fuck up Nazis. True, Redpilled readers would understand the subtext.