Explain these ugly, plain, detailless plastic things to me

Explain these ugly, plain, detailless plastic things to me.

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American fake kawaii stuff

NO. YOU MUST NEVER KNOW ABOUT THE RITUAL.

Seriously, they're so bland. Why are they so popular?

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Why is he opening his mouth.

Why not collect actually good looking things?

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He intends to eat them, one by one.

Sensually.

Americans got told you only need to buy them to become a nerd, and since they literally refuse to read comics and watch cartoons, it sold like hotcakes when marvel capeshit movies became popular.

Cheap and easy accessibility. It's trash but I don't think modern Americans care about quality.

Useless and will not have any value in the futre. He should have collected coins or firearms.

They must be really easy to mold, because almost every character under the sun has one now.

The only explanation I can offer is that there's one for nearly every geeky franchise you can think of.

I can't stand the things myself.

*future

Expensive.

When "nerds(c)", people got offered two options to pretend they fit in (after decades of admitting hating nerds of course) :
- read comics and watch old shows
- but a 10$ decoration
And the rest is history.

Maybe because that costs over 1000 dollars.

collecting things is a mental disease, grow up.

No.

Its just the quality of modern American stuff is fucking shit except for a few exceptions

Zig Forums Funk Stocks are down and affordable now. I'm going to buy 1k in funko shares.

Stay poor, virgins.

>I'm going to buy 1k in funko shares.

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>Explain these ugly, plain, detailless plastic things to me
They're called Americans. Their detailless plastic-looking bodies are due to microplastic particles and estrogen polluting all their water sources.

Only someone with a scraggy pube beard and less testosterone than the average woman would want to own that shit.
They're so fucking shit and soulless, I hate them.

Kek

Someone's mad they don't have a hobby

Buying plastic toys isn't a hobby.

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Why not?

The fact that they're so plain and lacking in detail is what makes them appealing to these manchildren. They're basically the physical equivalent to a custom 8-bit Mega Man sprite or a Homestuck character.

They're not toys. You're not supposed to be playing with them.

The soiface.

This is a comic and cartoon board. These are not comics or cartoons.

Casualization of the figure collection hobby, by presenting it not as engagement with the work or the manufacturer's skill but solely as a status symbol.

Man, I collect figures, but I'm not gonna pretend it's a hobby to buy them, it's about as much of a leisure 'activity' as eating dinner or sitting on a couch is.

I have hundreds of them in my attic, all accruing value for when I sell them in the future.