ITT: post characters you want to beat the shit out of

ITT: post characters you want to beat the shit out of

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I'd like to see you try fucker

I am contacting my lawyer.

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Wait, what the fuck? How did you get that picture of me?

Looking back I like how this realistic rendering of myself turned out.

With his constantly replenishing dodge buffs and the sheer power of his frequent team-wide silences, he is far too threatening to beat.

Assuming it's a beatdown with no powers allowed.

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What the fuck did i ever do to you??

And who is dis?

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She could probably still take you with just the stick.

Why? I don't want to do self inflicted harm

Why? Because I can and because it's not like she can put up a fight.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>gorilla warfare
no matter how many times I've seen this stupid little copypasta in the last 10 years, this line never fails to make me laugh my ass off.
thanks for the pasta user, wish you and your loved ones the best.

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Do that and were of to analtown

What's analtown?

I always knew StoneToss was a self-hating brownie lmao

Now, i'm not usually the one to go about filling a pillow case with door knobs in order to beat a child.

BUT

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I'd love to kick Daria in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch her with the full force of my steel capped toe under her chin, send that cunt flying through the air.

As she lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on her own blood, her jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of her skull, I stand over her and laugh wickedly. She looks up at me in fear and pain, her eyes searching, begging me for mercy. She finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting her skull like a melon and finally ending her pathetic life

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seek help, have sex, and stop posting any time

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Posting

I's rollin fo sho!

Misery is probably more fun to beat up. She probably wouldn't even mind that much.

I'm rollin

A wonderfull place

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rollin