How do I open pdf?

>How do I open pdf?
Terrible

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Fucking terrible

How the fuck was I supposed to find this thread and get my daily Jeff Jackes heroin you retard

Just search for "terrible"

Wait, people hate PDFs? Why?

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Reminder that QC takes place in an alternate present, not the future, so this joke doesn't even make sense. People still play WoW.

it actually takes place in an alternate past, it's around 2006 or 2007 in comic time

Because they're still using Adobe Reader to read them which for some reason takes three minutes to start up, where every other PDF reader is near-instant.

PDF is a terrible, badly designed, bloated, insecure and generally worthless format. But that isn't something a normal person would care about, only a programmer or someone creating / processing PDFs.

sliding timescale, it's the present and it's only been a few weeks since we invaded Iraq

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At least it's better than paper.

I think businesses held together by PDFs and excel would unironically be better off moving to paper. At least then they'd be forced to think about their processes rather than just having a massive pile of garbage.

Huh, didn't know that. I use PDFs every day, all our service manuals are formatted that way. Sometimes it's clunky, like when I want to press down on the keyboard to scroll down on the page and occasionally it just jumps straight to the next page instead.

That's more of an issue with your reader, not the format.

>ut that isn't something a normal person would care about,
I do. I hate PDF's.

What do you use instead?

Foxit is pretty nice. Nearly full feature parity with Adobe and you can actually buy the software unlike with Adobe.

What's your beef with them?

SumatraPDF on Windows, Okular on Linux,

meant for

Yeah PDF's are mainly used because they are ISO 32000 standard. So they can be used in a lot of legal stuff.
Most gripes about PDF's are just on the technically side actually used side they are standard legal way to format paper work.

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Because why read books for free when you can spend perfectly good money on something retarded like a kindle

>hating on the Sanskrit-Ancient Greek dictionaries

Just when I thought Haques couldn't sink any lower.

>PDF belonging alongside Sanskrit-to-Ancient-Greek-Dictionary
I don't know, it didn't get a laugh but this is the first time this comic has made me smile. The one joke I liked may be a tiny insignificant line at the end of an otherwise worthless strip but it's the highlight of this whole comic for me.

The job I just got fired from (lol) used Microsoft Dynamics AX but all the data is stored in and imported from Excel as far as I know. It was already about six years old when they moved to it, fucking cheapskates.

All of my books are .txt.

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Not terrible.

So what do you use instead?