"We are a town of lowbrows, no brows, and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. Thirty two bars, but no alternative theater. Thirteen stores that begin with 'Le Sex.' I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod. We can better ourselves."
"Yee ha!"
"Well, most of us."
>Thirteen stores that begin with 'Le Sex.'
>bad thing
Why was Lisa so sex-negative? Was she a conservative christian?
She's either a Christian, Buddhist, Wiccan, or radical atheist depending on what the plot requires.
I'd be terrified of any small town that can support 32 bars and eight malls.
She's just insecure.
man, i just don't find nudity funny. no idea why they keep going back to that well.
I don't think (((they))) keep writing that joke simply because they find it funny
yes, the simpsons is being used to turn you into a pedophile.
Any instance of onscreen nudity is used to turn you into a pedophile.
Naw, you just think something about you applies to everyone.
In this episode: Some Harvard writer gets butthurt about the small town he grew up in
>inb4 lyl guise, you know what would be really funny? what if Lisa were riding naked on a pig instead? XD
It's because your town is poor, dumb cunt. Symphonies cost a ton of money.
It was ridiculing both sides though. The MENSA members were just as stupid as everyone else.
Going to a top university in a big city, its actually amazing how many from smaller towns that hate the places they grew up.
yeah I mean CBG is portrayed as a genius for knowing a lot about...pop culture
>OK so the idea is that the family are sub-average losers. Except the older daughter who is bright but stifled by her surroundings
>so she's the smartest?
>Yeah...
>SHE'S JUST LIKE ME
>What?
>I'm gonna write a story where she SHOWS those REPUBLICANS
>Why are you like this?
>I'M SMART
It can be boring growing up in the middle of nowhere.
I recall that Bob Dylan despised Minnesota and fled it as soon as he was old enough to.
Cities are shitholes.
Is this the 70s? They're all gentrified hipster collectives now.
Sneed
>inb4 Fluffy or 8Horns is reading this thread and picks up the idea
yeah this was one of the last episodes to still have that oldskool classic season level of satire in it
Nah they're back to 70s style shitholes. Even NY is going full John Carpetenter now.
I just wish the cops got the sexy cruisers, armpit holsters and leather jackets back. You wouldn't defund them if they started looking bad as fuck again.
>I just wish the cops got the sexy cruisers, armpit holsters and leather jackets back. You wouldn't defund them if they started looking bad as fuck again.
Apparently Asimov was shocked to discover his fellow Mensa members did not share the same opinions as him
I don't think you've been to LA lately
Bars, pubs, clubs and other places to get drunk are often the centres of bohemian culture and act as hubs for creative movements. Lisa is a psuedointellectual fraud.
Yeah, so they're shitholes but now you don't even have the advantage of it being cheap to live in.
City slickers are even worse
stop stealing our series Zig Forums
>Bars, pubs, clubs and other places to get drunk are often the centres of bohemian culture and act as hubs for creative movements. Lisa is a psuedointellectual fraud.
Bohemian culture also involves a lot of degenerate sex.
Indeed.
>"So you guys are Eurotrash. How's that working out for you?"
>"Eh, to be honest we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex."
>"Uh huh. And where might this sea be located?"
Which was amusingly from the same season.
>symphony
>small town
What an idiot.