Pixar should team up with Blizzard and make an Overwatch movie. That's it. That's the thread

Pixar should team up with Blizzard and make an Overwatch movie. That's it. That's the thread.

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Who do I waifu, Mercy or Widowmaker?

I agree

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Yeah. Atrocious, abandoned game but I really like the character and art design.

Why? Blizzard seems to have a team capable of making a feature-length Overwatch film of their own.

Overwatch is made to share the wealth, which means you can main all the girls. What matters is if you will let them into your heart, and also if you don't mind them eating each other out. Most of the porn ends up being futa, though.

Ashe

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there was a leaked trademark filing for a netflix series or something last year

What would Pixar even contribute? Funds? Blizz could make a solid animated movie on their own if they wanted. Doesn't need oscar bait shit.

God is it weird if the makeup being messy makes her look hotter?

Wasnt that how overwatch was pitched but they decided to make the game to fund the story and then did fuck all with the story?

I don't think it's that the game is abandoned. I think it's more that Blizzard became skewed towards the eSports scene, and as a result they focused more on that than ensuring the game is balanced. They saw what was occurring in eSports matches, and they adjusted based on that.

It's a weak argument but it's all I have to explain why they refuse to buff Pharah, my waifu.

Tracer and Soldier 76 wouldn't be allowed to be in it because Disney hates Gays

That would require a story for them to do.

Brig or Mei.

I agree with your first statement, but Pixar's name and Disney's distribution would help a lot.

>They saw what was occurring in eSports matches, and they adjusted based on that.
Yeah just look at the recent Genji buffs. Now there's flashy screaming ninja esports clips to show off.

It was originally an MMO called Titan.

No. That's natural

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Fuck a movie, I'd just be happy with a goddamn lore dump. I don't have any idea what the fuck is going on any more, and i didn't really have much of a fucking clue to begin with.

Also, I'd really like to know why everybody seems to hate Moira's guts when she's generally pretty respectful of everyone she interacts with.

Nah, that's a common kink. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a result of kids playing a lot of Super Deep Throat on weekends.

That's what Overwatch 2 is supposed to be, isn't it? Basically "Overwatch: Story Mode"?

>I agree with your first statement, but Pixar's name and Disney's distribution would help a lot.
True, but you could say that about any movie project.

I wish there were more Ashe artwork. I need to work on my cowgirl fetish.

Overwatch DOES have a story but it had up until recently a consistently growing cast and the pace was already at molasses speed.

What about your shortshorts fetish?

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>Also, I'd really like to know why everybody seems to hate Moira's guts when she's generally pretty respectful of everyone she interacts with.
I imagine it's because she's Irish.

I prefer spats versus plain short-shorts, but I'll take it too.

Man, I really need to learn how to Blender so that I can make the porn I want to see in the world, rather than wait for somebody else to never make it.

>I imagine it's because she's Irish.

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>I'd just be happy with a goddamn lore dump

>That would require a story for them to do.


That's exactly why I want a movie. If they're too incompetent to have an actual story in the game even after Cho left, at least give us a movie.

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But Tracer is straight.

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Someone has to rip off this bandaid

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Futa Zarya

what warrants a sequel game of overwatch? what are they doing different from the first game where they add a new hero every once in awhile?

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>tfw ashe will never bully you

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>game gets popular with women drawing in female fanartists
>said artists only draw women/lesbians

Women are straight alright.

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>what are they doing different from the first game
Nothing.
It looks like an expansion pack.

For a moment I thought this was Helltaker.

There's nothing stopping Tracer and her girlfriend from being bisexual, like in this one porn video I saw.

Overwatch 2 is set to be single-player or co-op story. I forget which, but it's basically a Story Mode.

I agree; life is not worth living.

>non-canon comic
Doesn't mean shit.

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>child ashe
>white hair

Use your brain cells for a moment.

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Carpet matches the curtains?
Genetic engineering for custom hair colored offspring?

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