Do you guys age the MCU superheroes should have more active sex lives?

M-MASAKA? is this the power of unleashed blue checkmark autismo?

These are action-adventure movies, not romances. And they are for general audiences. We don't need to imply Cap is banging Wanda or w.e off-screen.

Linkara has a point there

Wasn’t it heavily implied in Infinity War that Wanda and Vision have been having regular sex meet ups?

Exactly, this is some aragorn's tax policy level of faggotry

>2016
>Movie Bob
You deserve a ban

>Tony has sex with the Vanity Fair lady
>Hulk tries to have sex with Betty, it's impacted by his transormations
>Thor is half a romance film with a ton of flirting between the leads
>In the Avengers, Pepper whispers what they're going to do later into Tony's ear, and he puts-on a faux-scandalized face
>Peter Quill has one-night-stands with random alien chicks, laid with an Askavarian and is embarassed about it, jacks off, The inmates at the prison he's in threaten to rape him, Rocket suggests Gamora might sleep with someone to get the parts they need for an escape, Quill insinuates later that he's jerked off all around the ship, meaning under a blacklight, it would look like "A Jackson Pollock painting"
>Tony makes references to Prima-Nocta and "Hide the Zucchini" in Avengers Age of Ultron, Hulk and Black Widow commiserate on their reproductive woes
>The Grandmaster is said to have orgies, there's weird winky looks between him and Loki to signify how Loki might have ingratiated himself to the Grandmaster
>Tony Stark finally has a daughter with Pepper, making it inescapable that they did in fact, have sex with each other

I have no idea what Blob is talking about. All of this is in movies that are primarily action films about superpowered people beating each other up, and they still find ways to make references to sex. How much of a coomer do you need to be to watch all this and think. "You know, these people don't really have sex as a part of their lives"?

Yes. The scene in the hotel room where Vision feels the stone seems to be post-coitus.

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>Wanda
Wanda and Vision were fucking tho.

i imagine when thor climaxes he would accidentally send 20000 volts on his partner

I think he thinks that there need to be explicitly implicit sex scenes in comic book movies. I think "Daredevil" had one?

But it's the kind of sex scene where you actually see people in bed going at it, though obviously they're under bedsheets and the lights are out so you can't see much if anything at all.

I remember when Captain America Winter Soldier came out, one of my friends kept saying that it was weird that Captain America was flirting with The Falcon more than with Black Widow. Then again, this was the same friend who kept putting camp-gay NPCs in our dnd campaign and making them flirt awkwardly with us like it was the funniest thing ever.

For my money, the mild flirtation we see from Tony and Natasha is quite sufficient. I'd greatly enjoy a sex positive superhero who just fucks a lot and it's not a big deal, but I wouldn't go so far as to say it was "missing"

There are very few movies where an explicit sex scene is actually necessary for anything except titillation. I just rewatched one recently that does fit that bill: Terminator. That movie has a topless, explicit sex scene that is actually essential for the plot, as it's the origin of John Connor and ties into the idea of human love overcoming human capacity for self-destruction. I cannot think of a single Marvel movie that would have needed something as explicit as that. When Marvel heroes overcome a humanity-destroying AI, it's because they all shoot it with their laser beams and hit it with a giant fist, fitting for a movie about super-powered characters. I maintain that Bob is a coomer who simply wants more sex in his candy-colored popcorn entertainment.

>twitter screencap thread
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>Literal who speaking that only says his personal headcanons
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You have to much free time.

I would imagine it's a combination of him being a coomer and him believing that a sex scene in a story adds maturity, and thus adds legitimacy on an artistic level.

Reminder of his pitch for a Terminator Movie:

youtube.com/watch?v=EEJMDet82Hk

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I think this guy is just a bad critic who can't read subtext, or has a bad memory.
>Like in Civil War, Bucky and Falcon giving Cap the thumbs-up to (maybe) get some at some point is the first time since maybe IRON MAN 2 that you get the sense that ANY of the Avengers have an adult sex life outside (or inside) work.
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In addition, Hawkeye is married, Cap and Natasha have a conversation about attempts at dating in Cap 2, and they go into how it's hard for him to make a connection given the lack of shared life experiences with any of his partners.

I find the "anyone does or wants to" confusing. Black Widow, Agent Carter, Tony Stark, Peters Parker and Quill, Jane Foster, Scott Lang, and basically everyone in the Netflix shows are all at least as thirsty as any real people I've met outside of a "specifically here to hook up" context.

Captain America isn't but he's basically Aryan Jesus so it would actually be weird for him to want more than dancing and holding hands. He's really the only one who stands out in that regard.

Then again, this was 2016. I'm not sure exactly what was out back then.

And he must be talking specifically about the Marvel Studios marvel movies because this was the same year Deadpool came out...

Nerds are the worst. They should keep themselves to comics.

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How could he possibly relate? He doesn't have sex. Heroes are perfectly relatable to him right now.

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