GET BACK HERE SHOCKER!!!

Wait, then why isn't Spider-Man or, Shocker himself ripped apart from the shockwaves when they get hit/use them?

Wouldn't the shockwave force break Shockers arms, and rip spider-man apart like paper if they were able to break walls and shit?

why do you think he wears that suit?

And spider-man tends to avoid actually getting hit.

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>Wait, then why isn't Spider-Man or, Shocker himself ripped apart from the shockwaves when they get hit/use them?
Because Herman is a crook, not a murderer. And on top of that he's a smart crook so he has a special suit that absorbs the energy, without it he can't use his gizmos.

So the shocker is Bakugo?

huh very interesting. I always thought his suit was the best looking and most menacing out of spider-mans rogues.
If he's a "smart crook" however, why does almost every piece of media he's in portray him as a dumb criminal with no ambitions besides robbing banks?

no.

Bakugo uses the actual explosions. Shocker entirely fights using concussive force, similar to what's caused BY an explosion.

because he's a smart crook, not a megalomaniac. His ambition doesn't extend much farther past 'get rich, get laid'.

Why is Bane a Poison Ivy henchman that can only grunt? People don't always care about the source material.

Because his only ambition is robbing banks and getting rich

Shocker has low self-esteem, but he's actually one of the most effective of Spider-Man's villains and has a pretty decent record of beating him. Hell, in his first story, the cops arrest him, not Spider-Man if I'm remembering correctly.

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DON'T MOCK

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Shocker predates him by FIVE FUCKING DECADES

did shocker just fucking throw bleach in luke cage's eyes?

Pretty sure a prosecutor can swing that as a hate crime.

>Hell, in his first story, the cops arrest him, not Spider-Man if I'm remembering correctly.
No, Peter got him by webbing his thumbs.
He later redesigned the suit so this incident wouldn't happen again

Although he did kick the shit out of him the first time that they fought, granted Peter had a broken arm but still, he left him out cold.

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very interesting
are there any good stories with shocker or are they all effectively the same?

would that even do anything to luke beyond piss him off, making him smell that shit?

Superior Foes I think is the biggest standout, but he's a very enjoyable rogue

I mean even as a super human he'd probably be decently blinded by bleach in the eyes.
I forget if Luke Cage has a healing factor or if he's just super strong, but either way i'd imagine it'd probably fucking hurt.

>You know it dad!
My slang won't ever sound THIS weird in the future, will it?

I thought luke cage also had invulnerability, and can just effortlessly tank even shit like explosions and point-blank shotgun shells.

You know it dad

well are those explosions eye explosions?

Yeet those bad vibes user. I'll give you the t and let you know the simps will have taken over by then.

...that depends, has luke cage ever tussled with cyclops?

would have sounded better if peter said, "daddio", unless the secret plot is that Peter's dad isn't a shield agent but is infact Shocker after having a one night stand with Peters mother in some sleezy bronx bar at 1 am after playing a round of pool and doing shots for every ball sunk.

now i want black suit spiderman chasing down all incarnations of shocker while screaming he'll chase them to the ends of the earth

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That’s part of the appeal, he could loan himself out as a big gun mercenary but he just wants to rob banks

Fo shizzle.

Based upon my Netflix show knowledge and a quick look at the wikia, it appears that Luke's muscles, bones, and skin have increased durability. Still not sure if his eyes count.

what about his tongue?

would kind of defeat the purpose of being invulnerable if you tank an explosion and your eyes turn to jelly.

Get out of here ya dang machine, it's not your time yet

The suit also is apparently strong enough to protect him from spider punches

Your tongue is a muscle.

>tfw managed to read this flawlessly
Where the fuck did 1337 even some from? Now I see it everywhere like the pixar A113 or whatever joke.

user, if that suit can withstand fucking shockwaves it can tank a couple of Spider-punches

>Where the fuck did 1337 even some from?
We were all having a good time and you just had to be a dumb faggot

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Imagine being spider-man and punching a guy with enough force to break ribs and he just gets back up immediately. Like, you don't want to kill the guy, but you also don't want him to explode your torso.
>Okay just punch a liiiittle harder this time
>Nope
>And dodge concussive force strong enough to shatter brick
>Try again
>That might have been lighter than before
>This is a REALLY durable suit.
>I should make a suit like that.
>I mean I have no idea how it works but if I can look at it I can probably...
The cops later find spider-man stripping the shocker, it makes the front page.

It’s also why he’s able to punch Luke’s invincible skin here without hurting his hand

in the earlier days of the internet(and I mean BBS days), being elite was a status symbol. Doing a bit of digging because I'm not THAT old, corrupting text using symbols and numbers allowed people to bypass filters and talk about subjects like hacking, thus making you a 1337 hacker.

It fell out of style once every idiot kid was being a 1337 computer master.