Death Metal

Fuck you faggots I'm actually enjoying this series

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It's fun I guess

It's shit user and you know it.

Its just FUN, god forbid some comics be fun to read

then youre a literal braindead cretin

>hurr just turn your brain off bro have fun
no! its pure shit and anyone who buys this shit is actively ruining DC

Nah, it's better than Cates comics.

>cates
>DC

I bought both issues keep seething

How is this ruining DC buying woke garb ruins comics, this comic has zero woke trash in it

I like it too broski. Just good comic fun, not taking itself too serious, just having a good time.

can someone please explain the appeal of this book without the following phrases
>silly
>fun
>just turn your brain off/any variation of that phrase

>No!
>No no no!
>I wanna be mad and I'm gonna be mad

The first one was dumb as hell but it was also pretty fun. I'll get around to reading this eventually so here's hoping it's a ride

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Just accept you're too old for comicbooks and your life is too meaningless and empty to find joy.

based

DC ink titles were more solid than this and you're pulling 'lol comics supposed to be silly turn your brain off'.

this

Imagine getting the perfect banner for this response.

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Take your meds, sperglord.

Comics are supposed to be whatever the writer or reader wants them to be, this one in specific is a silly one that you can turn your brain off too, there's other more highbrow comics out there for you to read.

This is a child's conception of good writing. I used to like Snyder, I really did, but ever since he was let loose on Justice league his whole model is "let me do the shit I thought was cool at 9 years old" but the problem is, nine year olds have no concept of structure, character development, overarching themes, etc. This book is just Snyder playing with his toys incoherently to anyone but him, with no real sense of plot, characterization, or urgency, and people are lapping up this dogshit like it's the second coming of Grant Morrison

I just enjoy the action, art and the character interactions

thinking like a 9 year old; no wonder people shit on this medium

You can enjoy it all you want and I respect that user but shit is still shit

It feels like the guy who crosses the line to make unfunny jokes and try to cover it up by saying 'It's just a joke'

Well comics are supposed to be for 9 year olds, loser!

so go read a novel

It's fun if you're a low IQ troglodyte who thinks throwing everything but the kitchen sink to the wall in terms of random ridiculous and frankly entirely superfluous
"cool" things, like OMG Batman Monster Truck, Batman T_Rex, is fun simply because it's weird and and over the top for the sake of being bombastic, while being void of any real significance or meaning.

It's vapid, juvenile trash with no substance or quality writing pandering to the lowest possible dominator, which you apparently are a part of.

>The action

There's barely any action though so far.

>Cates
Moore approves his work tho.

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samefagging

Yeah go and tell 9 year olds about multiverse and crisis bullshit

Kids would rather stick with Captain Underpants which has far more superior story, character, action and more importantly 'funnier' without much less effort

It's peak "turn your brain off" entertainment

Poor Tom King

>haha I fucking LOVE eating shit, u mad Zig Forums I'm eating literal feces and ENJOYING IT ohohoho u so mad Zig Forums u seething look at me lap up diarrhea hahahaha

I don't like those aspects but there are other stuff that are cool, seeing wally relevant again, BWL becomes omnipotent pretty cool threat, also I wanna see how it plays out, if he jobs Wally I'm out

Death Metal isn't that bad and let's be honest Snyder is a competent writer

I probably read more novels per year than most people on this board do, amidst of reading a ton of comics and watching hundreds of movies.

Batkek is already a shitty character, giving him a power boost only makes him more obnoxious.