what are your opinions on this guy
What are your opinions on this guy
Owen Anderson
Samuel Ward
what the fuck is this shit I thought homestuck was fucking dead
Nicholas Sullivan
That’s a guy?
Lincoln Evans
faggot who would get bullied to suicide irl. but still, didn't deserve jade molesting/raping him as a baby.
Owen Johnson
every single homestuck 2 kid is completely bland and without personality
Logan Perry
exactly as much of a himbo as you'd expect someone who's half Roxy and half John to be
Lucas Morales
I think (s)he's hot.
Elijah Scott
Brody Garcia
It is. This is an abomination that cannot be understood in this life. It is like thinking of a clock. Then you realize that your clock is quite poor. But when you go to destroy it, it doesn't work. it just has symbols like "turkey baster" and " weak man" on it now, and you leave it behind in pity.
Carter Flores
Jade did fucking what?
Jaxson Perry
she didnt, but you would believe it
Benjamin Cooper
You know, it's scary that this actually sounds like something that could be inserted into HS^2 considering everything else that has happened up to this point. The writers really fucked up my perception of this series if I believe shit like this.
William Nguyen
she did.
Camden Edwards
Okay Kate
Jaxon Ross
When did she?
Daniel Scott
Definitely not epilogue pumpkin
Colton Brooks
EB: a disappointment, a waste of space, the embodiment of my ruined life. i wish i could use my retcon-powers and start over.
Hunter Gray
>ascot
>makes costumes for fun
>uses scissors as a weapon
>definitely has touched balls with tavros
He is the gayest thing to ever gay it's way out of Gayville.
Jose Jones
James Robinson
What the fuck is this? I remember reading the epilog but only up until it was revealed that Gamzee was raping Jane's kid or something. And when they retconned Obama into being gay. Even then I thought there were supposed to be like, 8 humans left. Why is there a fucking high school?
Juan Perez
But he’s fucking Vriska
Jeremiah Collins
No, he's not. John is fucking Vrissy AND Vriska at the same time.
Austin Turner
getting pegged by vrissy does not count as fucking her
Dylan Davis
What the fuck is this shit? I want to go back to even old Tumblr is better than this.
Nathan Hill
So what happens In homestuck 2
I tried asking /aco/ but they didn’t tell me
So what happed to everybody
Eli Carter
Everybody is a troon. Really, everybody is a fucking tranny.
Josiah Butler
John is best boy as always, everyone else are assholes (Rose, Jade, Karkat, Dave, Yiffy, Vriska, pretty much anyone), assholes with good points (Jane), or victims of the assholes (Kanaya, Jake)
Luis Reyes
Dave’s pussy.
Hunter Myers
there are two storylines going on, one in the Meat universe the other in Candy.
In meat:
Dirk is trying to create a new civilization with Rose
Rose is a robot and may be fucking Terezi
John dicked Terezi right before he died and now Terezi is trying to find a way to bring him back
Roxy is trans man now
No one cares about Jade
Dave and Karkat are perfect for each other, no one knows why
Jane is trump
In Candy:
Everyone but John is an uncaring asshole
Dirk killed himself cuz fuck that gay earth
Jane is a racist for worrying about trolls taking over the planet
BTW Meenah is there, has the ring of life, and is second in command of the entire troll army
Karkat leads the troll army but is about to die of old age because he is mutant blooded and not god-tier
But trolls are the victim here, remember that
Roxy is neutral because she grew up under the oppression of the troll empire
Vriska is back and continues to do nothing wrong
She also raped Gamzee then murdered him
Dave and Jade married
Dave abandoned Jade to become a robot and join Alt Calliope
Jade has a dog dick and fucked half the planet with it
She also impregnated Rose behind Kanaya and Dave's back
Kid was abandoned in a boarding school, no one knew about her for 15 years except Jade, Rose, and for some reason Jane
Kid's name is Yiffy, btw
4 new kids: Harry Anderson is John and Roxy's kid
Vriska Lalonde-Maryam is a biological clone (not ectobiology) of Vriska and changed her name to Vrissy when Vriska showed up
Tavros Crocker is Jane and Jake's kid after Jane drugged Jake with the lollipop and raped him
Yffany Harley is Jade and Rose's kid, looks like the nostalgia critic
Liam Hill
Alexander Stewart
Man when you see it all laid out...
The whole thing with Yiffy was so fucking bad.
I wish I could quit this shit, but I know I'm going to boredly check for an update like once a month or so to kill some time.
Dominic Jenkins
I'm waiting for Kanaya to honor kill Rose and Jade.
Gabriel Bell
I'd rather have Kanaya inviting John to live with her and impregnate her while Rose is forced to do nothing but watch and meekly accept it.
Jackson Diaz
They would be undeniably Just deaths.
Elijah Diaz
>John's son doesn't even look like him
>Jade's daughter doesn't look like her
>only black haired kid that looks like any of the Crocarleybertishes is Tavros
>He's actually just Jade and John's brother
John Ortiz
Where thef fuck is Kan's nose