What if Star was sent to Beach City instead of Echo Creek?
What if Star was sent to Beach City instead of Echo Creek?
Rapes Steven. Has his bastard.
God I hate you
Murdercock Time
Does she sexually tease Steven too?
Either less likely to commit genocide, or more.
Season 1 Steven and Star both acted like they had ADHD and needed a straight man to reel them in, Beach City turns out like Ocean Town.
Characters wise, Steven develops more of an inferiority complex until he starts gaining powers but even his powers look lame compared to the bullshit Star can do so who knows how he'll develop, Star matures faster with the influence of the Crystal Gems.
Ludo and his henchmen get killed by the Crystal Gems, Toffee's plan probably fails at the start and he gets bubbled or something, rest of the Star Vs villains get beat without much of a problem. Jasper and Peridot get bubbled in their first appearance. The big questions are 1. Do the Crystal Gems still find out about the cluster and 2. Do the Diamonds still find out about Steven. If the Cluster hatches then Steven and Star would have to flee to Mewni while the earth is destroyed, show ends with Steven and the gang living their lives in Mewni and the Diamonds still ruling our universe.
But do they fuck?
Star encourages Steven to become ruler of Homeworld then they marry and create the Gem-Mewman Empire.
Good, fuck humanity.
Beach City would get destroyed five times over, Marco knocks up Janna because Star wasn't there to keep him busy with her autism.
Tyrant couple?
What about Jackie?
Marco doesn't ask her out since Star was never there to give him a boost in confidence. This is for the better since he doesn't humiliate himself when Jackie comes back from France with the North African dyke.
Well, at least he doesn’t have to see Jackie go gay. Plus Janna will help him better than Star ever could
>Well, at least he doesn’t have to see Jackie go gay.
True.
>Plus Janna will help him better than Star ever could
Would she? Yeah, I guess she would, but just so she can have him for herself.
Would Jackie have gone to France had it not been for Marco's shittery? Would she have gone dyke? I guess it ends up the same for Marco either way. And although it is superior to Starco, I don't think Manna could happen without Star either. Janna was kind of a nuisance with no hope of being anything more until she gained Star's approval, and thus an excuse to hang around Marco.
And doesn’t even need a curse. Hypnosis maybe. But I heard it can’t force you to do anything you wouldn’t normally do
>Would Jackie have gone to France had it not been for Marco's shittery?
I say its a fifty-fity shot. In the original, she left because she had no reason to stay in Echo Creek plus it was school related. With Star gone, Jackie really doesn't have a reason to interact with Marco UNLESS Janna brings her into the group. From there she could slowly become one of the gang, and perhaps avoid going to France for their sake.
>And although it is superior to Starco, I don't think Manna could happen without Star either. Janna was kind of a nuisance with no hope of being anything more until she gained Star's approval, and thus an excuse to hang around Marco.
Hanging out with Janna means access to Jackie, and S1 Marco was desperate as fuck for Jackie, I could definetly see him letting Janna join up with his group just for potential Jackie time.
>Hypnosis maybe.
Not even, Janna knew him like the back of her hand long before Star set foot on Earth.
Yeah, I can’t really name any strong friends she had.
Will Marco be able to handle being a teen dad
>Yeah, I can’t really name any strong friends she had.
Well there were those female background characters during the first season but they slowly got phased out as it went on.
>Will Marco be able to handle being a teen dad
I can see him doing it. He was open about his loneliness to Star, I can see him admitting the same to Janna. Also, being a better parent than his would no doubt give him a drive. Dude was raised by television because his parents were always busy doing their own things (and each other).
Star would definitely bring the wand and her book of magic. How long would Toffee and Ludo last against the Crystal Gems? How long would they last against Toffee’s corrupting magic?
He was? I so don’t remember that?
>He was? I so don’t remember that?
Yeah, forgot which episode, BUT I do remember that his parents really don't understand him as well as they thought they did.
That was the episode where his parents haven’t seen him in like 9 months because he was on Mewni
It's pretty fucked up and goes to show that his Mewni obsession was fucking him over to the point of forgetting about his family. Honestly, he should've kicked Tom's ass for the BMB.
Eh, cucking yourself is already punishment enough
Yeah, but he was fine with it after the truth came to light.