User, I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord

If he’s a giant chicken why isn’t he laying an egg?

more like shitlord, gitgud scrub

THE ONLY THING LAYING AN EGG IS YOUR BRAIN!
WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?! HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!

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Has he apologized yet?

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Don't listen to him user, he's full of shit.

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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW HE IS A MAN

GUYS, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE BOSS, HE SAYS ITS TIME TO EXECUTE ORDER 66

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youtube.com/watch?v=VY_mbam6vIs&t=12s (skip to 0:09)

Time for you to fry like chicken

>user, I think Steve Jobs is a Sith Lord

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Baseless accusations are rude Anakin! next thing you know you'll start a witch hunt and then people like master Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi will be accused of being Sith lords!

This is what Jews actually believe

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>Jews the Force Luke

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what the fuck is a "Sith Lord"?

Ligma Balls

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YOU WERE THE MOST GLORIOUS ONE!
IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY ALL SINS, NOT EMBODY THEM!

BRING LIGHT AND POWER TO THE CHILDREN OF GOD, NOT LEAVE THEM IN DARKNESS!

YOU WERE MY BROTHER, LUCIFER. I BLESSED YOU.

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Fuck the prequels and fuck anyone who considers them better than the sequels. I rewatched them recently, and they're simply not good movies

a Lord of the Sith, duh.

>Fuck the prequels and fuck anyone who considers them better than the sequels. I rewatched them recently, and they're simply not good movies
Get a load of this Disney shill.

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>Get a load of this Disney shill
The prequels are not good. They're bad as scripts, plots and pieces of filmmaking. How about you watch this ? youtu.be/YPvEJjNNPp4

Stop shilling your channel here.

So Anakin, have you ever heard the story of how to use Force Healing? It's not a story the hypothetical Sith lord seeking to corrupt you would tell you.

>45 minutes regurgitating the same shit every autistic manchild has complained about for the last 20 years

have sex

Stop defending bad movies

>They're bad as scripts, plots and pieces of filmmaking
And yet they still have more soul, creativity, charm, and reason to exist than Disney's movies.

I haven't said a single thing defending the prequels. You on the other hand are regurgitating some YouTuber's opinion and presenting it as fact.

Also, Episode III is a genuinely good film, and one of the most respected art critics in the world acknowledges it as the greatest work of modern art.

vice.com/en_us/article/7beqeq/camille-paglia-believes-that-revenge-of-the-sith-is-our-generations-greatest-work-of-art
slashfilm.com/star-wars-bits-critic-calls-revenge-of-the-sith-the-greatest-work-of-art-of-the-past-30-years-plus-keeping-episode-vii-secret-new-trilogy-fan-art-rick-baker/

She's a hell of a lot more qualified to talk about these movies than the neckbeard you're aping.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ibkmh72_1pw

See this? This is how you analyze a movie. Not by ranting for 45 minutes with cringeworthy jokes, but with earnest commentary.

Posting a youtube video of some schizo rambling is not a great way to make your case.

Since you want to shill YouTube channels, two can play this game.
youtube.com/watch?v=5u-vxgZvddg
youtube.com/watch?v=HECo2888DL8
youtube.com/watch?v=_ZRbs0wq_xA

Even this guy does a better job rebutting the cringeworthy "arguments" against the prequels than the person you're quoting does arguing against them.

I like RotS a lot but you’re an absolute intellectual simp for referring to someone else’s ‘authority’ so strongly like somebody else’s shield you hold up because you can’t remember why you like it

Bullshit. Sith is just as badly written, acted and filmed as Menace and Clones. Lucas made no effort to improve upon his craft. All of the flaws are still there. The movie is not emotionally engaging, and Anakin's turn fails to be satisfying. Keep in mind that i haven't watched Clone Wars 2008 yet. If i need to watch a tv show first in order to be invested in the film, then the film fails to accomplish its goal ( nevermind that Clone Wars didn't even exist in 2005 ) Filoni shouldn't have to do Lucas's dirty work