ITT: Gemchan.org

Newfag here, hope there aren't any of those dirty w*jaks

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>sex wand

You mean that thing that goes BZZZZZZZZ and makes human girls make weird noises if you hold it between their legs?

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You know the Amy's just started using her as a sex toilet after her authority was broken.

She started desperately clinging to it because the closest she could get to her beloved hierarchy was when one of them was topping her.

So I've been considering falling for the /size/ difference meme, seeing how non-standard fusions have been legalized for a while now. I wasn't sure about going through with it until a friend of mine introduced me to Earth's internet, where I discovered that the fleshies have apparently been fantasizing about giant women for numerous years. Boob-smushing, kissing, "bodyjobs", and other weird kinky stuff have been thought about for decades before it was even considered possible by them.

Are there any fusion workers living in the Empire City area? Also, am I supposed to bring a helmet or something? I don't want to poof on my first time with this simply because someone sat on my face a little too hard.

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It's the human reproduction process. Due to the pleasure that it provides, they have exploited it by hindering the "reproduction" part so that they can further their pleasure.

Fascinating. How does one perform the sex ritual?

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It's not entirely pleasant.

Males have a "penis", a flesh rod between their legs that can spurt out special cells. Females have a "pussy" (not the purring pettable kind) between their legs that serve as a hole for the male's penis be to inserted in. Humans derive great pleasure from the sensation of squeezing/insertion of these organs.

The cells are prevented from entering the female due to a human invention called a "condom" that blocks the hole of the penis. If not applied or utilized improperly, the female becomes "pregnant", which is a state where a small human slowly becomes constructed inside of a female's gut. Said female's gut becomes grotesquely overblown, but surprisingly enough, this is considered normal and healthy among human culture. Don't get me started on "childbirth" either.

Simply put, human women are living kindergartens. A Ruby friend of mine told me sex isn't actually real, and I really hope she's telling me the truth. A small Amyclod told me all this and it has been bothering me ever since.

>believing a ruby
Why would you ever take anything those retarded gemlets say seriously? Also sex feels great, even than fusing.

Daily reminder quartz best gems. All others are useless gemlets.

I'm a human.
You can just come without light generated clothes thanks.

Jasperer than you shitquartz

>.t amyclod
Lmao, even earthlings associat your type with stupidity and laziness. Meanwhile earthlings lust after superior Jadpers and citrines.

INFERIOR GEMS ARE MADE FOR THE SUPERIOR BHC

I AM a Ruby, you dipshit.

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>INFERIOR GEMS ARE MADE FOR THE SUPERIOR BHC
Based Hessonite worshipper

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Haha gemlet.

What is the fucking point of 'sleeping'? Do earthlings really just lay down and do nothing for hours on end? Seem kinda dumb.

>Do earthlings really just lay down and do nothing for hours on end?

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What else do humans have to do? Cry about their short lifespan? Imbibe soporific substances until they forget that they can't do fusion? Beg the diamonds to take over their miserable planet? If I was a human I'd spend as much time unconscious as possible

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