I’m too old for you

>I’m too old for you
Bitch, you’re literally two tears apart

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Does Oregon have Romeo and Juliet laws?

wait really?

The details don't matter. She isn't interested at that point, so any excuses is the excuse she will use. If she was interested, nothing would prevent it. Logic and language only exist for her as a way to justify the decisions that were made for hormonal reasons.

So this is more because dipper is a manlet. I knew it.

According to the wiki, yes. She's 15 to Dipper's 13, which is nothing.

did you not know? people here were comparing it to aang and katara

dipper is 12

He only turns 13 in the last episode. Presumably she is on the verge of 16 so more like a 3 year gap.

It's 3 years and at that age, that makes a SHIT LOAD of difference. By the time they're, idk, 23 and 26, they're practically the same age.

I thought she was 17?

Dipper is 13

15 year old girls aren't interested in little 12 year old boys. They're too busy getting groomed by 18 year-olds at that point.

Hirsch said so on twitter.

And Robbie is 16, don't think about it.

Shush, children his age should only be worried about Pokemon and Pop-Tarts.

I think Wendy only likes older guys. Think about it.
>Young Wendy only liked Dipper because he was older
>Wendy dates Robbie because he was older
What a whore

Dipper was 12 and 11 moths, for all intents an purposes he was 13

Aang is a lot older than katara

We don't know when Wendy's birthday is, but Dipper was 12 and 11 months when that happened.

Despite this, those kinds of age differences fluctuate wildly when you're a kid on whether or not it matters. A 17 year old would probably date a 15 year old, but would a 13 year old date an 11 year old?

She's sucking Stan's cock on the side isn't she.

Why else do you think Stan pays her to stand around and do nothing all day?

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This is from 2018, so the laws may have changed, but:
> In Oregon, there is a Romeo and Juliet exemption that protects from prosecution consensual sex between two minors who are younger than 18 and fewer than three years apart in age. (Ore. Rev. Stat. § 163.345 (2018).)

>However, sexual contact with a child under the age of 12 is always a serious crime, no matter the age of the defendant. A conviction for engaging in sexual activity with someone younger than 12 years old can result in up to 20 years in prison.

So I guess Wendip is safe after all, though that would depend on if the age of twelve counts as "under the age of 12". Then again, by the end of the series Dipper and Mabel are 13, so it doesn't matter as much.

Personally I champion the Harem Ending for Dipper. To quote John Cage: "say we have one probleM And one hundRed solutions. instead of Choosing just onE of them, we use them aLl."

Really? I thought she was twenty and the hat kid was 12.

Did Alex hate Dipper?
Why was he written as a massive autistic simp who gets beat up a lot and doesn’t get the girl at the end?

Honestly, when I first saw pics of these two before watching the show, I thought Dipper was 11 or 12, and Wendy was well in her teens, like 17 or 18.

wtf haha my gf is 8 years younger than me

He based Mabel on his sister, so the implication that he hates Dapper leaves a lot of implications

>tfw no Wendy episode
>tfw no Wendy comic
>tfw no Wendy shorts

JUST

Wendy was trying to be nice and let Dipper down easy by using that as an excuse instead of just saying "Dude, I'm just not into you".

Why did he design his sister to be so hot?

I agree; we were denied the glory of Wendy wearing daisy dukes.

Because he's an incestuous degenerate. Simple answer is the most logical one.

Yikes, that problematic in the current year

Pretty based imo

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NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN SELF INSERTINO

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She just knows that Pacifica's a better match for him.

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Until the episode where they specifically acknowledge her age, I also assumed she was way older, like in her 20s. The ridiculous height difference between them is probably responsible for that in part.