I dare you to find something more depressing than the Cartoon Network Hotel.
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I dare you to find something more depressing than the Cartoon Network Hotel
Levi Turner
Thomas Jones
Honestly, this sort of branded experience for completely normal things is pretty interesting.
Thomas Morris
And I know they have to brand the experience for the parents in some way, but why not use Adult Swim branding for the bar portion of this?
Robert Allen
>I dare you to find something more depressing
Anthony Powell
Damn, not even a plaque or anything.
Kevin Morales
Imagine being a kid being trafficked and getting told your being taken to Disney world and instead being brought to this place.
Landon Russell
>parents-only section
>Adult Swim lounge
>bar, hot tub, pool and sauna
it sells itself
Ryan Powell
Why would you go with a minimalist design for a fucking cartoon hotel?
Brandon Robinson
>Craig.
Gy looks fucking disgusting.
Hudson Cox
Nope they moved all of that to the Resort.
Easton Collins
Disney does it.
Ethan Gutierrez
The cartoons are minimalist in design, why wouldn't they? Though it's interesting that this hotel opened basically when all of the cartoons that it's promoting are over. Even the Nick Hotel didn't have that issue.
Colton Mitchell
A monument to calarts
Jonathan Anderson
Josiah Morris
maybe it should look better in the summer
Noah Allen
>Opening a hotel right before a global pandemic that completely crippled tourism and traveling
no way in hell they can survive through this. also what the fuck do you do in lancaster Pennsylvania?
James Davis
Look at all these CalArts bean mouth smiles.
Christian Thompson
God that hurts so much
Anthony James
I was about to question why they opened this hotel in winter, but then realized that COVID would have fucked them anyway.
The outdoor pool has yet to open. I think the hotel opened in mid-January, which means it got at most two months of business. It has been closed since mid-March.
It's right next to some shitty Knotts Berry Farm-tier theme park and about an hour away from Hershey World.
Blake Sanchez
They'd probably want the bar to be somewhat classy, which Adult Swim has none of (at least, none that it didn't barrow from Japan, Cowboy Bebop or Big O themed bar would be sick..
Grayson Thomas
At least they got this shit right. First thing on the breakfast menu.
Kayden Rodriguez
There was a cute autistic girl at work who mentioned wanting to go to this place. She only worked a few days and then stopped showing up. I wonder where she is now.
Alexander Brown
>topped with a piece of caramelized bacon
>a piece
Stingy motherfuckers.
David Bailey
Even still, you can incorporate some of the classic Adult Swim stuff, much like how the rest of the hotel has subtle hints of classic CN.
Chase Morgan
Top it all with showcasing shows that you sunset in the past couple of years or plan to end soon.
Caleb Rogers
Maybe the pancakes themselves have bacon bits in the batter?
Owen Lopez
That'd be sick actually. Sealab decals in the pool, Master Shake cups at the bar. Hell, the bar itself can even look like the SGC2C desk.
Ryder Torres
it really amazes me how they expect to ride off of gumball and tgt for life without bringing in anything new, least of all anything good
CN has to be one of the worst run stations on cable tv
Jaxon Wood
Hi Avaitor. Reminder that you're a fatass virgin loser who lives with his mom.
Andrew Butler
>Mao Mao on the front door
That's a bad omen.
Alexander Perry
I get that they wanted to focus on modern stuff but ignoring classics like Johnny Bravo and Dexter and Edds were a bad idea.