>The TIE wibbles and wobbles through the air, careening drunkenly across the Myrrann rooftops - it zigzags herkily-jerkily out of sight
The TIE wibbles and wobbles through the air...
Jonathan Lewis
Jayden Myers
Fuck you, Wendig.
Ryan Evans
*BEEP* *BEEP* Incoming missile
Ian Perez
>that fart orgy
Please, go away.
Owen Baker
>that fart orgy
>fart orgy
David Ross
>Zig Forums: starswars haha i love this artist
>artist makes several different projects, anouncments and even made his own full cartoon show
>Zig Forums wont keep a thread lit for anything but the starwars shit
Nathaniel Martin
>reddit face
>reddit humour
Anthony Bennett
John Johnson
God I hate wendig so much
Cameron Parker
The what's this thread about?
Andrew Butler
Sebastian Hernandez
I miss trashtoons
Aaron Ortiz
That's kinda cute.
Isaac Harris
even if i could post a reaction image alongside this, i'm not sure what i would choose
Leo Perez
Cameron James
I'd still bet anything that the writer was cumming buckets the whole time.
Landon Rodriguez
I didn't want to believe a professional writer could put that to paper. I thought Warhammer authors were shitty. This makes Goto read like Mark Twain.
Liam Thompson
>a guy who write shit like this is why we're going to lose the Internet Archive
Grayson Hall
>the absolute state of star wars
Oliver Hughes
> only 4 of the bones in the cave are ‘sharp’
> the tentacles have bones in them, significantly less flexible, no suction
Nolan Kelly
Liam Rogers
Chuck Wendig: a magic skeleton that can do anything but chooses to write shitty books
Michael Williams
Oh God...
Oh Jesus fuck!
Henry Green
Adam Thomas
>Starting a sentence with "And"
absolutely plebeian
Landon Rivera
>Snap was not so lucky. "I-" he began, and what followed was a four-alarm fart that lasted longer than the ceremony itself had thus far.
I hate this. I hate this so much that after all these years, the hatred is still burning inside of me, fueling my contempt for these grotesque literary vandals.
The true horror however, is that I know, I KNOW, Someone masturbated to this.
Ryder Collins
>Someone masturbated to this.
The writer.
Aiden Cook
This is what replaced the EU.
Kayden Lee
Star Wars literature has almost always been shitty.
Zachary Robinson
I am
AWARE
of that.
Daniel Fisher
Painfully, AWARE.
Jacob Russell
Who taught him this? Why do these fucks write in such a grating, grotesque manner?
Thomas Kelly
At least they had the decency to throw themselves in the pit afterwards. Whatever karmic force those hacks pissed off is smashing them up even now.
Levi Foster
Controversy sells, that's all I can make of it.