Would a modern Heathers reboot be good?
Would a modern Heathers reboot be good?
Landon Watson
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Lucas Hill
they already tried that and they made the Heathers some bitchy gay dudes and a tranny or something
Kevin Rogers
Heather is Best Girl
Sebastian Ramirez
>ywn be a beta orbiter for Heather Chandler, who treats you in equal parts like a slave and a dog.
Camden Jackson
Remind me what happens in that play.
Brayden Turner
Thought this was Totally Spies for a second
Tyler Lee
Can't we just add theatre to the umbrella of Zig Forums already? Seems like most of the theatrefags come here regardless.
Jacob Garcia
One was non-binary, one was black, one was fat, and that was apparently supposed to be the point.
I dunno what happened but obviously nobody talks about it anymore.
I want to fuck Heather, Heather, Heather, and Veronica. Not necessarily in that order, of course. But goddamn, those schoolgirl outfits.
Thomas Morgan
>But goddamn, those schoolgirl outfits.
Heather Chandler sets off my Argyle Sock fetish like nothing else.
I don't even know why I have this fetish, but they enrapture me even more than those plaid miniskirts.
Eli Baker
Imagine Heather Chandler hitting you in the balls with her croquet mallet every day and then making you lick her shoes clean while you're writhing in pain on the floor haha
Jeremiah Bell
Zoomer here
What's Heathers?
Anthony Barnes
Loser Chick at school with Fat Loser Friend.
Loser chick bribes the cool girls to hang out with her because she can forge signatures for them, and if she hangs out with them people will think she is cool.
Cool girls agree, decide she has good looks once someone shoes her how to dress/act, she becomes New-Cool-Girl.
Loser Guy shows up, gets in a fight with the jocks, Loser Chick gets wet over him.
Loser Chick drifts away from Fat Loser Friend.
Hangs out with Cool chicks, gets cold feet about changing who she is to hang out with them, blows up at Alpha-Cool-Girl at party.
Social suicide, so she runs off, breaks into Loser-Guys house and fucks him because why not she is already ruined.
Changes her mind in the morning, goes with Loser-Guy to see Alpha-Bitch, maybe if she eats her pussy she won't socially execute her.
Alpha-Bitch agrees, tells her to make her a drink.
Loser-Guy jokes "Haha, what if we just gave her bleach and told her its a bloody mary."
Loser Chick laughs, doesn't realise that Loser-Guy has actually done that, Gives Alpha-Bitch her drink, who drinks it, and dies.
Loser-Chick uses her elite forgery skill to fake a suicide note.
Everyone at school buys it, and laments about how they need to be better and more observant, everyone thought Alpha-Bitch was cool but no one appreciated her enough to notice she was suicidal. (Because she wasn't)
Loser-Chick got away with murder AND made the school better?
Loser-Dude eggs her into messing with the dumb-jocks.
Loser-Chick agrees and helps Loser-Dude prank them.
Loser-Dude pranks them by killing them, with Chick now implicated. Another Suicide note how the two jocks were secret-gays and commited suicide because of it.
School doubles down on "We need to be better and more accepting, yay gays."
Jocks Dads lament "Oh how could we be so blind, we would have loved them anyway, we need to be better and more accepting."
Got away with three murders now and made the world better TWICE! jackpot.
Zachary Scott
a really good musical play, do yourself a favor and watch it
Joseph Brown
>a really good musical play, do yourself a favor and watch it
You do know it was a movie first, user?
Dominic Watson
Maybe it's a thigh high thing? That's what it is for me at least, coupled with the skirts.
Is there an official release for the musical, or would you have to watch it on bootleg?
Aaron Allen
That sounds hilarious
Adrian Mitchell
Did that actually come out
Lincoln Evans
It's a movie about a popular girl whose psycho loner boyfriend starts killing off her friends who are all named Heather
Later they made an off-broadway musical based on it
Jackson Cox
Or they can stay the fuck out
I’m a theaterfag and I say to keep Zig Forums comics and cartoons. Give them their own board or they can find a place somewhere else
Samuel Cox
An old movie from like the 80's or something that recently got a musical about it. I've seen the musical but not the original. 95% sure the Ashleys from Recess are based off it..
Loser-Dude keeps pushing "Hey, lets do this more, what about that Beta-Bitch lets kill her next.
Loser-Chick freaks out at him and bails.
Loser-Dude starts plotting shit.
Loser-Chick tries to stop him without admitting that "Oops actually I killed those three people." or sabotaging her new social standing.
Loser-Chick blows up at Fat-Friend.
Fat-Friend tries to kill herself, fails.
Beta-Bitch is trying to become the new Alpha bitch, causing Delta-Bitch to try and kill herself (with the funniest line of the whole fucking thing.)
Loser-Chick freaks out about everything, finds out what Loser-Guy is plotting.
Loser-Dude tricked everyone into signing a petition about suicide awareness, was actually a massive 400 person suicide note, has tanks of gasoline and explosives smuggled into the basement under the gym and makes a pipe-bomb to kill everyone during prom or something.
Loser-Dude freaks at the Chick "They are all horrible, lets make the world better :D"
Loser-Chick tries to stop him/convince him otherwise.
It works, Loser-Dude grabs the pipe-bomb, runs out of the school and blows up.
Thats about it.
Pretty decent, All the heathers are diamond-dick tier waifus and Alpha-Bad-Bitches so it gets both Zig Forums-coomers and Tumblr-fags hot under the collar.
Dylan Brown
It did, and it lasted one season.
The problem is that you might HAVE to give theater its own containment board, since it doesn't exactly fit anywhere else.
>too real-world for Zig Forums
>too performative for Zig Forums
>too theatrical for /lit/
Jeremiah Adams
I don't what this is but I want to fuck the green one and make the yellow one watch
Luke Allen
Veronica is a loser, her only friend is the fat chick that watches The Princess Bride a little too often
She ingratiates herself to the Popular Rich Bitch Trio who all share the same given name. The leader in particular takes a shine to her(possibly sapphic in nature).
Dark Brooding Cute Transfer Student boy moves into town, soliloquizes to Veronica in the 7-11 and turns her panties into Niagra Falls
Goes to a party, overhears the Rich Bitch Trio conspiring to humiliate her in front of the school.
Leaves party, drunkenly sneaks into Broody Boy's room, fucks his brains out.
They conspire to fuck over the Rich Bitches and their usual fucktoys, the Dumb Jocks.
Lure the Jocks out to a field with promise of sex, shoots them with Grandpa's Luger.
She thought they were supposed to be Tranq darts.
Leave a note spinning a yarn about gay double suicide.
Suddenly they're local saints.
She's still down for more murder, they spike Alpha Bitch's drink, she falls into a glass table.
Suddenly conscience.
Broody boy does not like this, sings Yandere: The Song.
Says he's off to blow up Homecoming with bombs and shit.
She's got to stop this, cue reprise of the song where she went to go get laid
They tussle, she gets the gun, caps his ass.
Still has enough life in him to sing a little and walk away before his chest rig blows up.
Goes back to her loser friend, one of the Rich Bitches joins them.
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Kayden Cooper
Still fits better in all of those boards than here
Get them out!
Chase Diaz
Personally I would like to lobby for a Theater and Audio Drama board. That way I can get back to listening to all my podcasts, or at least I will once I get new earbuds.
Jaxson Diaz
>Maybe it's a thigh high thing?
Maybe partially, but it's mostly something about Argyle.
Works with sweaters to a lesser degree as well.
Evan Barnes
Down
Liam Thomas
Bootleg only unfortunately.
Kevin Baker
As in you're down with the idea?
Good, let's start a petition.
Ehh, wouldn't be the first time I've watched a musical on bootleg. My first was "Avenue Q", and more recently it was "Movin' Out".
Adrian Powell
Gross, It really bugs me that they tried to make the heathers be mystery-meat-inclusive when they entire point of their character is that they are asshole elitist exclusionists, the vibe doesn't work if they aren't three prissy rich white bitches.
No one is going to believe that the three Top dogs of highschool are some mentally ill genderqueer asexuals lead by one who looks like an obese angry toad, especially if they are toting the "Alpha Bitch" personality. If you don't have the looks to back that up, you're just a gross angry dyke.
The only reason I can see for this is people complaining about the concept oh "Oh, so agender curvyfat kweens with rotton personalities can't be popular but rich white princess bitches can?".. tracks about as well as complaining there isn't enough black, trans and gay representation in the Nazi-soldiers in WW2 movies so they sprinkled a few in for inclusivity.
To anyone who has any passing interest in this, do not look up this series, it is not worth the bleach to cast your eyes upon it so just jack off to argyle stockings and remain untainted.
Anthony Rodriguez
In other news, are there any good musicals around these days? I've not really looked into the medium but after watching a few I'm really vibing, would love to see some reccommendations and the like of anyone has them.
Ryan Martin
I think the concept was that the idea of "high school alphas" had changed, shifting from rich white bitches to upper-middle multicultural bitches. I remember seeing clips on Tumblr that had one of the girls attacking another student over microaggressions.
The concept can be good satire, but I think the problem was that they didn't sell the satire well enough.
People stan the Beetlejuice musical. That much I know.
Other than that, start an animatic thread and see what people post.
Jason Cruz
Yeah that feels 80s as fuck, now a day they wouldn't be able to get away with most if any of it.
>Murdering everyone is school was fun before it became a common occurrence in real life.
Nicholas Rogers
>stan
ah come on don't do that here
Ethan Carter
Beetlejuice got one.
The way she creaks out some of those notes makes me hard as a ROCK.
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