The Bat-Signal is outdated relic of a time in which Batman was an uncontested good guy and public ally of the police instead of the dark secretive vigilante outlaw. Not to mention that for security and convenience purposes, there are surely better and more secret ways for Gordon to contact Batman.
ITT: Stuff that makes no sense but people accept because it's classic
Jonathan Brooks
Jordan Gonzalez
>in a crime ridden city where the sight of the bat signal can preemptively stop criminals from doing crime
it still has its uses
Colton Scott
Billy still having to say "Shazam!" for turning into Shazam despite transforming trought will would be more practical since someone could cut his tongue.
Austin Rogers
>there are surely better and more secret ways for Gordon to contact Batman.
Reminds me of this.
Justin Turner
Diana, as always, is best girl.
Ryan Bailey
As The Boys recently demonstrated.
Jace Torres
Bros, they're children's comics haha like just stop reading them lol
Isaiah King
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
William Harris
Why didn't they just like, gag him?
Jeremiah Ward
I was talking about that time Sivana almost broke his jaw with an hammer and then tried to cut his mouth....
Connor Lopez
Clearly you've never read The Boys.
Levi Foster
The kid was a serial rapist.
Parker Miller
You're both fucking faggots
Christopher Sanchez
God the sheer level of faggy edginess in The Boys is incredible.
Connor Ward
Captain America never using guns. The guy is ok with Black Widow and others executing criminals with their guns but don't carry a small riffle even though it drastically limit his options.
Leo Sanders
But.....Cap has used guns?
Grayson Perry
Banner not wearing a suit that can support his growth.
Kayden Williams
How fucking stupid do you have to be when there is a goddamn blockbuster film that shows the value of the Batsignal in a perfectly logical and realistic manner. If anything the problem with the Batsignal is that it's functionally useless outside of specific weather conditions.
Luke Kelly
So Tom King's run shows us there were absolutely no protections put in place to prevent someone from sniping at Batman from another building. The Bat-signal's location is common knowledge and it's in the middle of a densely-packed city with high-rise buildings all around it. Why weren't there snipers trying to kill him 24/7 every time he answered the signal?
>Shazamily
Holy fuck, Geoff Johns needs to kill himself.
Eli Mitchell
prejudice against mutants
Josiah Hughes
>Hating the term "Shazamily"
We coined it on here before it was an official thing, faggot
Justin Peterson
>So Tom King's run shows us
How about we ignore all of that?
Hunter Richardson
Then I guess you need to kill yourself, too.
Jack Kelly
Roxxon Energy Corporation being able to avoid the wrath of Tony Stark, Reed Richards, Doom and many others even though their members are never shown as resourceful nor the company is Irreplaceable, in fact it makes no sense the are able to hold their position while dealing with dozens of supergenius individuals around. They are a de factor criminal organization(everyone at marvel knows that) company literally trying to destroy the world but always manage to avoid lasting consequences due to blatant plot armor.
Ryan Brown
Connor Turner
The first moveable tongue prosthesis was invented in 2015. Furthermore, the kid is clearly making sounds that require a tongue. Furthermore, much like Jack From Jupiter, it doesn't explain how someone who got their superpowers from a serum requires verbally speaking a word to use them, it doesn't explain why the kid was even bothering to change back in the first place since supers in the Boys are basically given everything they want by V-A, and it doesn't solve the issue of the kid still being a rapist. Hell, it just creates the problem of a witness with every incentive to go public about the five people who are mutilating children in public restrooms. What are they going to do, claim the kid is actually a superpowered adult?
Isaac Perry
The point still stands, he never carry it, picking random weapons is not practical when compared to adding one to your standard equipment.
Tyler Martin
Getting his tongue cut out doesn't gel with his genre. Not to mention that screaming "Shazam" is iconic and action packed.
Colton Reed
>The first moveable tongue prosthesis was invented in 2015
This takes place in the early to mid 00s
James Hernandez
>This takes place in the early to mid 00s
Earlier than that, mid to late 1990s.
Aaron Diaz
Yeah we get it, you're an edgy fag. Get new material
Joshua Ross
Is this what counts as edgy nowadays?
Matthew Foster
You think Sivana never tried that?
Jordan Lewis
The vast majority of secret identities would never last long. Clark Kent, Hal Jordan, and Oliver Queen being the most egregious.