>ywn have this
Ywn have this
Based relationship.
Being a spinless wuss who's pushed around by both his hair-triggered best friend and his overachieving wife? Nah, I'm good.
I mean, Chris based Elise off his actual wife Elise(who’s Japanese, but still) so....not quite sure what that means.
He was apparently an avid 4channer though
Was Dan Vs. Elise supposed to be Japanese? She was a ninja after all.
Am I the only one who's come to terms with being forever alone? Just pour yourself into your work, make friends, get some hobbies and bang a prostitute whenever your horny levels are maximum. It's not that hard
I know you meant Elise but you're right... I'll never have Chris and it hurts.
god I hope I have a better wife then Elise, sure shes cute but also crazy and controlling
Chrisfag how can you like him more then the CHAD DAN
Dan is short.
DAN IS FUNSIZED!
Chris is so tall blood can't pump all the way up to his brain thats why hes so dumb
I think that may have been the intent, the OG Elise is Japanese
IRL Elise and their son Alex, picture from 2013
(Before you ask, 1. That image is publically available, and 2. I got secondary permission from the man himself)
Fun fact: Elise's eyes are not cartoon-black; they're purple.
I made a Dan doll
wtf
He has chest hair and something I might get a vacation for posting here under his pants
Cute. Its cool that you're being creative and making stuff that isn't supposed to be put in a jar or for-
God damn it Zig Forums.
This is why I lose faith in humanity
Op here, I actually meant Chris. I want him so bad....
Fuck you, user. Imgur that puppet cock.
This but unironically
It be funnyer to double down on the lewdness but to be truthfull I have other /co boys made into dolls but Dan's the only one with a willy
he only even has the wiener because my dad said it would be funny to add one when he saw me makeing him
This reminds me I promised kylefag I would show him Kyle when I was done I haven't done that yet
> IRL Elise
Was she based off of one of the show runners wives or something?
Christopher Pearson's Wife(The Show's Co-Creator, Chris was his self insert, just like co-creator Daniel Mandel got a self insert)
He’s so handsome it makes my heart hurt...
Trash has a doll fetish thread so I just posted it there
Dude I love it....
Bump
Is there also a hole in the back
Almost spat out my drink from laughing. Nice plushies, user
>but Dan's the only one with a willy
Is it too late to give Mickey the Dick a dick?