>As a lifelong fan of Ninja Turtles, weirdly the ‘Teenage’ part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was always the part that stuck out to me the most. And as someone who loves teenage movies, and who’s made a lot of teenage movies, and who literally got their start in their entire profession by writing a teenage movie, the idea of kind of honing in on that element was really exciting to us. I mean, not disregarding the rest, but really using that as kind of a jumping off point for the film.
If he's a fan of it, why is he changing the formula by focusing on something the property hasn't? Seems like backwards-ass logic for a doomed project.
Asher Hill
HUHUHUHH WEED
Easton Peterson
They're giant fucking Mario enemies. How the fuck're they gonna have a more typical teenager's life living as green fucking monstrocities? Even in New York, that'd be a hard sell. Maybe in SF, but not NYC.
Andrew Allen
this
Caleb Moore
fuck no, Rogen's idea of "being a teenager" will inevitably be "smoke loadsaweed"
Zachary Scott
does this fat faggot realize he's a 40 year old?
Adam Stewart
I would fuck that fat faggot. Sethipoo is a qtp2t. >he's canadian Ugh, never mind. The only Canadian I'd fuck is Chris Evans.
Cooper Hall
Rogan is a fucking hack.
Justin Allen
>People will praise this movie for "actually making them feel like real teenagers" and being goofy like they do with MCU Spidey >these same people probably hate Rise because "they all act like Mikey" Whatever, I've liked nearly every iteration of TMNT even the recent movies so I'll probably enjoy this one too. There's not much you can do to really fuck up TMNT that bad and I like The Boys and Preacher. I'm not too worried honestly
After what this asshole did to the Green Hornet I'd rather he just stay away from any comics and when he ever calls himself a "life long fan" of anything he deserves to have all his weed taken away and suffer 10 days of withdraw. Fuck no.
Joseph Davis
It bothers me because rogen always does try to get stuff with less recognition adapted (Green hornet, boys, preacher) and admittedly his crassness doesnt totally fuck with the ennis stuff, but he never totally gets it right either. My biggest complaint about the boys season 1 guess is that it fell into the slowburn tv series trap where the first season feels like buildup for the pilot of a show where things actually happen. This was kind of literally the case with preacher when it took the entire season to blow up Annville and have the conversation in the diner. I bet if someone besides lynch had rebooted twin peaks, the 'Fire walk with me' movie would have been the first season and laura's murder would have been season 2
Lincoln Perez
Withdrawal? Will he get the shacks and shit himself or just get short tempered?
Leo Collins
marijuana withdrawal is basically a mild cold
Eli Smith
I'm fine with both. No one gets hurt but him. Rogen goes to sleep with a headache for 10 days and muh comics stay safe for another 5 years until some other Hollywood Jew thinks they can strike gold.
Brandon Hughes
>weed >girls >nutshots What else
William Richardson
Two maybe three Shits and one F bomb. And unnesecary shipping. I think Casey Jones will end up in a love triangle with Karai and April or some shit.
Benjamin Perez
Sounds like what the first Nick show did. Mite b good
Kayden Bell
Don't forget the James Rogan cameo
Caleb Scott
I trust a 40 year old to know what the kids like these days
Adam Young
They are going to put weed on the pizza, screencap this. FPBP
Easton Reyes
>dude, they're green, like chronic lmao >dude, they eat pizza all the time because they have the munchies lmao
Asher Cooper
DUDE
Mason Davis
The turtles get fake ID's
Jaxson Nelson
>James Rogan Is that the lovechild of Joe Rogan and James Franco
Camden Cruz
A part of me hopes this succeeds, just to spite those 10-odd members of the Rise crew that puppet those Rise TMNT threads that show up on Zig Forums every time they want to shill a new episode.
This made me realize just how badly Seth is gonna rape Michealangelo. This made me realize the funniest thing I've seen Michaelangelo do in the last decade is go "calm down it's just a mask" and taking off his bandana. Everything else is cringy Mikey is the goofy one that sounds like a hippie bs.
