Why did she want to hop on Arnold's dick so bad?

What did she see in that football-headed simp?

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His head aint the only thing thats like a football if ya get my meaning

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He was one of the few people to show her kindness in a world where she was ignored and treated coldly. This was addressed in the show

This was the first episode, and there's a rougher, fucked-up pilot version of it, correct?

>He missed THAT episode

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He was probably hung

His dick is actually shaped like a baseball bat and his balls are shaped like tennis balls

There's an entire episode where they show how Arnold at a very young age was kind to Helga unconditionally when everyone else was being shit to her, and that kind of continued even as they grew older. Helga's home life and initially school life was total shit, so she was naturally attracted to Arnold since he showed compassion towards her. He's also a pretty cool dude in general, all of that aside.

what was his ass shaped like?

>I wanna throw you around like a football!

is that any way to talk to a little arnold...boy?

They're 9. Gross.

>simp
I thought Helga was the simp for him? Well I guess he simped hard for Lila. Oh, and Ruth.

She literally keeps videotapes of him undressing, steals his underwear and comments on the fact he makes her girly parts tingle. They're the horniest fucking 9-year-olds in the history of television.

Two volleyballs

They were basically written like 12 year olds and I'm not really sure why the show didn't just make them that age, since it's really common for kids cartoons anyway.

No they arent
Kenny from South Park is

Arnold was literally the smartest person in the entire city, including the adults. also he had a cool room

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>glass ceiling
Wouldnt that turn his room into a greenhouse?

I like the episode when Arnold and the boarders all belittled Oskar for the fact he as a foreign immigrant couldn't read English.

Oskar's last name sounds really close to "piece of shit" in Russian lmao

Yeah but he lived in a weird combination of New York, Seattle, and Portland so it was probably pretty cold for most of the year. That and air conditioning was pretty standard for apartment complexes like that by the late 90s when the show premiered.

Hadn't Oskar been living in the US for several decades by that point? Literal 5 year olds can learn how to read, it's not that hard.

It's too bad Craig never got to make The Patakis.

No amount of AC is going to stop that ceiling from being a huge magnifying glass and igniting everything in his crap room.

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I've read a doujinshi like that, it's not good for the girl.

yeah google it

Not really, you can make windows that disperse light rather than concentrate it just by the curvature, it's not that hard to make a room that doesn't just burst into flames every summer.

>tfw no sequel series with Arnold and Helga as adults

Instead we got the shitty Jungle Movie.

They wanted to make The Patakis but they shelved it cause it was too similar to Daria or some shit

Arnold is still my room goals to this day