Star Trek: Lower Decks

Today's the day. One episode premiered.

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>Hey remember all those guys from the old Treks???
This shit better not be a regular thing.

Time for lowered expectations

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Couldn't bear to watch the episode till the end. Unironically too cringy. I'll eagerly wait for the porn though

Has a holodeck ever NOT killed someone?

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3/4th's perspective bone tweened physics engine spastic garbage.
Why bother animating when you can just get the computer to do everything for you?

Listen you want to fight your cremated dressed up as the three musketeers don't be surprised when it all goes wrong

(Riker was a tool in that episode)

Hehe, boob jiggles and man ass.

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>One episode premiered.
Why does every streaming service do this now? If I wanted weekly episodes I wouldn't have abandoned TV.

At least the character designs aren't completely repulsive like most "adult" cartoons.

Thinking people will be less likely to cancel their subscriptions if they release episodes weekly.

The Orville isn't Star Trek either, and it seems like that show understood that.
But why is Orville like the only thing in ages that actually resembles Star Trek?

Releasing episodes across weeks means people will be talking about it for weeks, and that means word of mouth marketing, which is priceless. Dumping episodes all at once is only a good model when you still have to convince people that streaming is worth the risk.

>tfw mega is crashing my browser again

>The Orville
I remember that nerdrotic went to the set of this show

There was cum in his beard from all the ducking he did

The Orville was made by people who like Star Trek. Star Trek is made by people who hate science fiction and just want to make action movies.

Download more RAM, bro.

It's super bad, but I have to admit, this green girl is hot.

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I am done with Western cartoons and fuck anime too. Nothing but shit. At least i can game the good shit. Fucking repulsive shit.

>Implying western animation is bad while we have Hilda, Amphibia, Cleopatra, Owl House and Glitch Techs

I prefer and its the only thing I miss from TV.

Want to talk about something cool the happened in episode 4?
Nope we only talk about the finale.

And is watched by those like nerdrotic and doomcock who met the producers. Their cheaper the prostitues

>that Karen haircut

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It's not though.

Karens do not completely shave the side of their head.

>Officers in star fleet treat lower ranked starfleet personnel like scum

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I found it really fun. Nothing made me laugh out loud and I rolled my eyes a few times, especially during that romance subplot.

I like this aw man not again attitude and the gore was nice even though most of it was black.

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>everyone just shoots abuse at each other and flails limbs because there's no other way to convey expressions with this blob template style
How can TAS, a show with zero budget that is 40 years old using left over scripts be higher quality than this?
It shouldn't be possible

How much flesh did he eat?

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I think it also makes it more inviting for some people to watch it at all. I can always find time to check out a single episode of a new show but when they drop like 8 at a time it's not as easy. And when several of your shows get new episodes all at once, you might need to abandon some. This system benefits neets mostly.

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This show looks like flaming garbage

Fucking kill yourselves

>fanservice on the first episode

I guess I should be thankful.

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That's because the show had TOS writers working on the show.

How the hell is the black girl so hot?
Black girls are never hot in cartoons, but she somehow is. How?

I can 100% tell you that the black blood was infact red blood but one of the legal team came in and forced them to cor swap it

Best girl.

Fuck you I liked it.

I'm ok with this. Star Trek was never really about violence. Sure, there were a few episodes, but it was never the main point.

Buddy, you can do a whole lot better than this

I enjoyed it. Getting DS9 vibes which I felt was the only Star Trek show that wasn't Federation Propaganda. It's nice to observe citizen's and Feddy personnel that aren't the 'best of the best' and paragon's the human spirit, while cruising around in the most advanced ship in the fleet. I'll keep watching.

This looks like a bad ripoff of Final Space, a show that actually has SOUL.

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Meh. You're easily satisfied then

Why does everything I love suck so hard now?

Wow a counter culture user, you must be so cool.
Unfortunately reality is LD is trash and could be vastly improved by slowing the pace down and dropping the profanity around senior staff

>I got to hold a heart
At least the pushover is enjoying herself.

I’m 10 minutes in, does it get funny at any point? Like I see attempts at jokes but everything falls flat

The joke was precisely her telling the name of super well know guys in the ST universe that she wanted to teach him about as if he didn't knew about them already.

don't they do that though
I mean in the military an E1 is like scum compared to a o5

>Star Trek: Lower Decks
Am I the only one who thinks that sounds like the title of a porno?

I've never seen saw trek, would I like this?

>B*jorans
Be glad your planet only had a generation’s worth of resources to take lmao

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haha its rick and morty but with star trek
its the death stranding morty enjoy

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>Buddy, you can do a whole lot better than this
He's a fan of Star Trek

Alot of Star Trek episodes sound like porn titles

>Where noone has gone before
>The Naked Now
>Coming of Age
>The Neutral Zone

Depends how much you find alcoholism, slapstick, or awkwardness funny.

A generation's worth of Bussy and Bajina.

Not as much as We Bare Bears or Lolirock.

>>everyone just shoots abuse at each other
Not really what is going on. It's like you have complains pre-made before actually watching the show.

Naked green girl when?

Me too.
It's really not.

Go to bed, Kirk.

Final Space only had soul in the first season and even then Gary was grating as fuck

The Netflix model actually doesn't retain that much interest over the entire season. People noticed that.

>haha its rick and morty but with star trek
It's really not. Where are you getting that from?

>Final Space only had soul in the first season
Curious, I actually found season 2 better.

Eh. It was okay. Probably a 6/10 right now. The animation is surprisingly fluid, but the humour was mostly miss. Gonna give it a chance to get over those initial pilot jitters, though.

One thing I'll say is that Mariner is pretty annoying so far. Weirdly hot, but pretty annoying.