Simp

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Death just looks slightly retarded there

Kill yourself

why thanos doesn’t just told death to fuck off?
also why death pretend she’s hot shit? thanos almost destroyed the universe a lot, most women would be wet towards him

To be fair, I would be pretty upset about the whole thing myself.

Because all Death knows is people dying, it's boring to her.

He loved her, but ultimately she didn't love him back. It's meant to mirror a story from ancient Greek myth.

The movies took it in a different direction, which I can appreciate, but I like this version better, personally.

I feel like death of endless would have at least given him a hand job or something before asking him to fix everything.

Have sex

>your oneitis tells you to pick a dozen roses from a nearby field to prove your love for her
>you go to a boutique and buy the roses instead
>wonder why she's not happy about it
Thanos is relatable here but man did he need to work on his EQ.

are you living in a bollywood movie user

>snaps fingers on infinity gauntlet
>make bimbo housewife version of Death to fuck instead
Problem solved Thanos.

He did, in an alternative exploration of the story. Though she looks nothing like her for some reason, in terms of skin and face

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>most women would be wet towards him

Death is not a woman, she's a manifest force of nature. This said, she gushes for Deadpool

It was an analogy user. Death asked him to do a hard task to prove his love for her, he proceeded to take the easiest route to accomplishing that task because he didn't understand that wasn't what she really wanted..

She's a woman. If the artist didn't depict her as such, you'd claim it was unrealistic.

Not just a simp, but a cuck. Cucked by his own son even.

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Watching thanos get cucked by jedah in mvc infinite almost made playing through the campaign worth it

>you find out that your oneitis likes dogs
>you drive a literal truckload of dogs up to her house

Didn't she got togetrher with Thanos in the end and they even had a child?

While she is a lot nicer than Marvel's Deah, I don't think she would do more than a kiss on the cheeks and then talking him down

Wait...why would his son even look like him?

>Purple Darkseid begs Raven for sex

Made perfect sense and even holds true in life. Women don't go for the guy who showers them in compliments and sucks their pussy. They go for the one who has their own shit going on and offers something different.

Thanos showered her in what she had endless amounts of and she didn't have a daddy fetish.

If it was DC, probably some fake death would have spawned up since actual endless doesn't care. Real endless would probably call him out as a creep.

I am so fucking sick of the term, "simp."

>Please be patient I have autism

He used to look like a normal human (or rather, a normal inhuman, because his mom was an inhuman) until the Terrigen Mists awakened his powers.

Actually i like when Death was just an skeleton in a robe that stares at you. You can't reason with it, you can't talk to it. It's Death. It's final. It's absolute. Death interacting with a character would be the most special of occasions, like multiverse threatening events.
Death talking or giving attention to Thanos or even worse, Deadpool, is wrong. They could be obsessed all they want with it, but Death wouldn't care or even deign to talk to them.

What about a valkyrie dueling death to save a person's life?

Wouldn't she just go to Valhalla to get her carpet munched?

Not her life, the life of someone else that she doesn't want to let die