Batman should use his wealth to help people instead of punching criminals

>Batman should use his wealth to help people instead of punching criminals

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How much do you think Wayne Enterprises loses each year in stolen office supplies and equipment after hiring all these junkies

office supplies are absurdly cheap.
companies who make a big fuss over pens and staplers are the same one who demand free overtime from workers, and fire people who talk about labor rights and minimum wage.

Acutally I think Wayne as a mayor would've been more interesting than global-batman story

How does he expect her to read the buisness card?

Batmayor punching lobbyists after promising to build a wall around Arkham so supervillains can't escape.

Bats ain't as smart as he thinks he is.

He has Lucius running his company because he's too busy being Batman to do it. If he were to become a politician he'd have to do it as Batman so that he could do both at the same time.

Follow the logo

Bulk office supplies are essentially worthless to the company. Pens and paper are so cheap they could steal eveey day for a year amd it would barely register.

She can HARDLY read or write. She struggles with it but ain't illiterate.

and how the fuck would she be a receptionist if she's barely literate?

Just read the words out of Batmans mouth. He apparently believes the job he has in mind does not have extensive administration requirements beyond answering a phone and answering simple questions.

how about you just don't steal, absolutely absurd to expect no repercussions if caught

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She can talk. She can answer the phone. That's all the qualifications you need to be a receptionist. People out of job line up for simple work like this, it's why they get paid so little.

>Ms. user this month you stole $6.97 worth of office supplies, this will be deduced from your salary.

Ike Perlmutter is a great example of this but modern Zig Forums would probably defend his comically dickensien extremes rather than cede an inch of perceived ground to "the commies".

>Ms. user, your Salary from 44,000 is deducted to 32,000. And dont tell batman, I dont want him breaking my arm again

Thats discussed in White Knight.

White Knight is a reddit post, by a mediocre writer

it's not about the money it's about the principle. if office supplies are regularly being stolen showing zero respect for their job I'd kick them to the curb. it shows off their character more than anything. it'd be a lesson to them.

Wtf does Bruce know about what jobs entail? His compant is run by someone else so that he can go larping every night. Has Bruce Wayne ever actually had a job that wasn't being Batman?

CIA?

But he doesnt want to use his wealth he wants to punch people
Respect a mans choice

Like Mike Haggar but in the DC universe? I like it.

He does both. He uses his wealth to help people, he uses his punches to help people. "Batman is the real villain" is a stupid meme by retards who think IRL criminals are the real victims and they're just stealing to eat.

I mean, isn't that a fair punishment for stealing?

Bane?

Oh noes i took a pen with me home with me im such a bad person.

it's more than fair.

You know those jokes people make about Detroit? New York City used to be far, far worse and the only reason you would go to the Times Square area was for drugs, hookers, or to get shot. That is until they began enacting a zero tolerance policy on crime and began punishing petty shit like jaywalking and littering. Turns out that stopping small crimes prevents big ones from happening too.

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