What would you guys do if your waifu came up and talked to you?

What would you guys do if your waifu came up and talked to you?

I like to think I'd be confident, but I'd probably spill my spaghetti immediately.

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all my waifus and husbandos are nice and retarded

Wake up

I know I'm attractive so she has good reason to approach, I gladly accept her hand in holy matrimony

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Fuck her silly because I'm an absolute babe magnet

i wouldn't say drop the spaghetti, but more so do nothing

that's it, i'd drop the spaghetti internally, act normal-ish but mostly nothing. If it's an normal situation, in this normal, boring world then i don't think i'd have a lot to talk about with her.

I'd prefer to be sent to her world, honestly. At least it's more interesting.

Everyone in this thread should be more like this guy

I have too many waifus and I've kind of understood they're just self-insert fantasies.
If I actually met a waifu I think the relationship would be too one-sided.

I'd freak the fuck out about fictional people being alive, then I'd ask her to build me a house.

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This seems more like getting TRUCKED-kun into the world where your Waifu/Husbandfu is. How could a basic ass user even compete for their waifu?

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Haven't you seen any isekai anime? The main character starts out as a pathetic NEET but then when they go to their waifu's world, they become an absolute CHAD. Most anons here would probably be badasses in another world.

That's fucking stupid because they get some bullshit OP power right off the bat. No. We ain't doing that here. If user wants to get strong than they'll have to work for it or work the plot.

Hell yeah. I'll become strong for my waifu and all the anons here should strive to do that too.

Nah fuck that. I'll get an OP power and get my waifu due to plot convenience.

Don't have a waifu, but if I did, I'd either accidentally annoy her or depress her to the point she'd not want to be around me.

Have a little more faith

Weakling.

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Pathetic

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How do I explain to my parents what "waifus" are?

My waifu is Wonder Woman, but a version of Wonder Woman that falls into instant, true love at first sight with me so I’m okay with meeting her.

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>Hey Mom and Dad. Did you ever see that movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Well that happened to me for real.

Give her a skeptical look and ask if she was paid to do this. Probably scan the area for girls looking at me and giggling.

Only if it has an interesting power system that doesn't just require retard strength and plot-distributed potential

If it's generic fantasy world with a round city with a river I'll just become a scribe and marry a cute peasant girl.

Who's your waifu?

Morrigan Aensland.

I’ll act naturally

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Honestly I think Rayla would be the only one who could tolerate my painful shyness because she doesn't know shit about humans. She'd also thankfully never figure out I had a crush on her, probably

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You sound like the shy best friend in a 2000's highschool teen movie.

You'll probably get your waifu to like you if my knowledge of tropes serves me right.

You can't do that user, because you didn't become the hero that home city of yours going to get raided by the big bad and there's a very big chance that your girl gonna get raped.

Gew is a whore a whore!!