You’re all pedophiles

Cartoons are meant for children. Grow up or go to prison.

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>Me and the bois watching cartoon network in prison

Your OP image is from Zig Forums media baka

I'm watching Tucker while reading comics and getting stoned and there is nothing you can do about it user.

>Cartoons are meant for children.
Imagine not being a primalchad

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I'm only here for the comics

>weed
Cancer will be your punishment

Why does Zig Forums want to fuck fictional children so bad? It’s not actual pedophilia, yes, but it’s incredibly odd and unnerving to want to fuck something that looks and acts like a child. Why can’t Zig Forums just fuck real life people?

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He could have taken edibles

Pepe isn’t from a cartoon, pedo.

>tfw been working in prison for 18 years

The only cartoon series that was popular in my career was DBZ.

Bet he fucked that dinosaur

Yeah but he's from a comic. Are comics okay? Then why are you saying everyone on here including the comic-only fags are pedos? You're silly.

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>want to fuck fictional children
>It’s not actual pedophilia
Imagine the mental illness fueling such a contradiction. No wonder you’re a pedophile.

If he doesn't I will.

In what way do bug-eyed cartoons resemble real children

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>Why can’t Zig Forums just fuck real life people?
I was going to say it's because they're shut-in losers with absolutely no social skills, but Chris-chan has had sex so I've got nothing.

I like to watch cartoons and discuss it with Zig Forums buddies the same way that I like to watch and discuss shows with my Zig Forums buddies. It's a fun experience.

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Zig Forums is also one of the most normalfag boards, so that excuse wouldn't work in the first place.

>pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo
>pedo
>pedo pedo pedo
I mean hey if you throw it around at every visible object I'm sure it'll land eventually right

Correct but fuck off normie.

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I am a pedophile, but so don’t see what that has to do with anything

>Zig Forums is also one of the most normalfag boards
Citation needed, we have Boco, Barneyfag and Murrlogic1 all as regulars after all

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Yeah, I sure hate when I go to the bar and there are normalfags arguing about a cartoon that ended 10 years ago.

>Liking cartoons correlates to pedophilia.
Even Mr. Fantastic doesn't have that reach.

Watching cartoons are a coping mechanism for closeted pedophiles. By giving into the faulty notion that characters designed with infantile features aren’t actually children, pedophiles justify their deranged behavior in wanting to fuck them. What signifies a pedophile is that they lust after these childish features, which is why so many pedophiles flock to cartoons, where characters are designed after their target audience (children).

>He does not have bodyguards to save him everytime that he goes to prison. Too bad for you OP, i can watch every CUNNY cartoon that i want.

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It should be elaborated that this is self-justification. Pedophiles have no connection to morality due to their mental illness, and often obscure reality to benefit from obscenity.

>CJ chilling in the cell next to him
Aw, shit. Here we go again.

Those are more normal than the schizos I see that frequent other boards. I can count bucketfuls of wackos in /lit/ or any other board. Zig Forums is very tame and is a magnet for many blands.

I'd rather be a pedophile than a fucking frogposting loser failing at shitposting on Zig Forums.

Of course he did but he asked for consent first

I'm an /asp/ user and that place is a console war autismfest 24/7