Batman, thank god you're here.
We've just received word that the Joker had renamed himself the Toker, and he's planning on smoking all the weed in Gotham City.
You've got to stop him!
Batman, thank god you're here
Nicholas Nguyen
Chase Murphy
Jim the joker still is in arkham and on top of that bedridden.
I feel like you have been smoking something however, please empty your pockets.
Nathan Ward
Just wait until Poison Ivy hears of this!
Anthony Hughes
Carter Flores
Bedridden? Did you...
Evan Adams
I'm imagining gordan with a thick 1950s trans Atlantic accent saying "gang weed" and it's really funny
Kayden Bennett
>Bill Buckley saying gang weed
Ryan Fisher
Damn it, Batman, didn't you hear what I said!?
I don't have any weed, the Toker stole it all!
Go get him!
Ethan James
AHAHAHAHAHAGGGggghh
*koff koff koff*
*wheeeeze*
*spits*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaahh man....
Wyatt Nguyen
Aren't you forgetting something, Commissioner Gordon?
Levi Reed
An admirable attempt, you conundrumming cad, but you'll have to do better if you want to outwit this paladin of propriety!
Your first mistake was invoking the Lord's name, which Jim Gordon has never done because his bitter heart blames our Savior for his wife's untimely and painful death. To thank God for my presence here, specifically, is yet another one of your dastardly rhymes, and refers to the Old Testament proscription against the eating of bats. Leviticus 11:19, to be exact.
You knew that the recent COVID-19 pandemic was caused by a breach of this Biblical code specifically, and you also knew that Gordon's atheism matches that of the invidious Chinese, whose dereliction of kosher lead to this manifestation of God's wrath. But you didn't stop there, did you? Arrogance blinded you to your own faults.
The "Joker renaming himself the Toker" is a reference to the musical stylings of Steve Miller. You only left out the final refrain - "I'm a Joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight Toker. I get my lovin' on the run!" You've let the cat out of the bag, Riddler!
You plan to attack the synagogue on Leviticus Boulevard on the 19th of November at midnight! Take him away, officer.
Luke Martin
>Your first mistake was invoking the Lord's name, which Jim Gordon has never done because his bitter heart blames our Savior for his wife's untimely and painful death.
why did I laugh so hard
my sides
Sebastian Ortiz
Actually red hood got a hold of him beat him up and stuffed a bunch of laxatives and ipecac down his throath, the results were so severe it would have made the entire republic of germany masturbating non-stop to this mess.
Gordon dont you see what your rampages been doing?!
The GCPD cant even look at you and the riddler started wearing a chastity belt.
Think about barbara please.
Ryan Smith
holy based
Evan Phillips
BASED DETECTIVE
Michael Ramirez
By rape?
Sebastian Rodriguez
FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU
Ryan Cruz
kek
Henry Watson
HOW DOES HE DO IT
Anthony Ortiz
GORDOOON
James Bell
...
Landon Ramirez
Huh, oh sorry, I was on a date with robin
Parker Ortiz
No, not looking for meant for the other Gordon have a beer
Adam Scott
Hey Wolverine, whats your moms name
Colton Gomez
how do you keep doing that?!?!
Owen Wood
Adrian Hughes
John Gray
Well, her name is Elizabeth why ?
Alexander Bailey
sorry, we cant be friends, I am only friends with people whos mothers names are martha
Xavier Gonzalez
Do their mothers have to be the ones who are named Martha?
Sebastian Myers
Well if they are named martha, I will love them
Robert Cooper
Good for you batpedo I know you've been dating Robin and yer "sidekicks
Christian Ramirez
You have to kill the women, Batman, and purify their sin
Robert Perry
Its not pedophilia if they have a fine ass
Shut up you incel, I will fuck your wifes fat ugly cunt
Thomas Thomas
Sound like a pedo would say batpedo
Angel Richardson
Says the manlet
Noah Gonzalez
I may be a manlet bub but i had dealt with foes bigger with me before so ya better watch out with yer tacticool gadgets yer been usin
Jaxson Hill
Atleast I dont cry over some red haired cunt, I just fuck my red haired girl and make my adopted son seethe
Josiah Sanchez
Beyond based
Henry Jenkins
At least I don't have to deal with "muh parents" and stop a gay clown with his blonde bimbo sidekick uhh, I dunno what her name is
Ryder Reyes