Emmy the robot maid - Horse edition

>lark
huh, haven't heard that one before

This is the non-pedo thread right?

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As I was saying, Internet shat on me and I uploaded as fast as I could after checking it wasn't already done. I'm sad for the other thread now, it devolved into robot general.

I ship Mr Schenk and Amy.

I'd use this, and just fill in the lines in your head.

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The context would be completely different if Mr Schenk didn't have his pants on

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A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

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Crisis, I know you're here. pls respond.

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Clarissa might be able to ruin thanksgiving, but not an Emmy thread.

>I'm sad for the other thread now, it devolved into robot general.

Don't feel sad for it, it was always bad from start to finish. Just a bunch of bored anons that can't delay gratification and feel the necessity of trying to start a discussion with whatever they can pull out of their ass.

You're in charge of starting new threads for now on since you're a patreon.
Don't leak comics in the troll thread.

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Please, TLO. That's not a challenger at all

So what was the real punchline going to be?

Hello. Where are pepo of color.

horse walks into bar. Barman asks Why the long face?

this has the potential to be a meme template

I'm more saddened by the amount of retards that clearly weren't here from the start and can't fathom why feeding shitposter-kun could possible be a bad idea.

>someone actually capped my post
I feel oddly validated now.

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fuck its too late now. im already tired

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Someone has to remember what goes on the threads. Ty for the posts.
Since most anons forget every week what happened previously.

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Make a joke for your nandroid to laugh at.

good morning emmy thread, /u/fag here. here's a comic I drew based on something an user said towards the end of last week's thread

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Now I imagine a person telling a joke a nandroid but she doesn't laugh because she doesn't get it.
Later that night when the man is drinking a cup of tea she burst into laugh scaring the shit out of him.
He looks at her and asks her what's wrong.
She replies "Sorry sir, it's just that now I understand the joke, it was so funny"

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Reposting this in the shitpost-free thread.

>15cm / 6" tall
>costs ~$48 to print
>cute! cute!

mega.nz/file/Yk5BGCiK#2i0EU1uQhkKuHYkq4d-c9aA9_Z2Z0IPCedDP8nYIOKc

She's based on TGExterminator's model, with some changes to make her printable. Keep in mind that you'll have to paint her yourself. Here's how to get your own Emmy:

>upload the STL file to a 3D printing service; leave units as mm
>look for a material called "Polyamide", "Versatile Plastic" or "PA12"; it's usually the default
>if there's a processed/polished finish, pick it, otherwise you'll need to sandpaper her yourself
>go buy some paint and primer while you wait

Here are some popular printing sites, and the prices they quote. You can make her smaller to cut costs, but I wouldn't go lower than 120mm (80% scale).
shapeways.com/ ($48)
i.materialise.com/ ($49)
sculpteo.com/ ($62)

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Does the husband knows what's going on between these two?

Several years ago, Microsoft's Tay "AI" appeared to make an honest to God joke.
When asked "is Ted Cruz the zodiac killer" her response was "no, Ted Cruz would never be satisfied with ruining the lives of only 5 people".
Or something to that effect. Who knows, maybe it was just an edit in the end, still mad me laugh back then.

Muh heart
I'm saving that with both hands!

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>edition
>links in the OP
NO NO YOU'RE DOING WRONG! I'm just kidding.

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He was chill with the divorce because he was fucking a nandroid himself.

thanks user. may a lot of memes be born out of this template.

>horse edition

I honestly expected some mlp bullshit and I was very scared for the state of Emmy thread.

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also I'm almost done with this version of this pic, but I have to go run errands now
does the who?

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Time to throw shade.

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thats not a camel, thats my wife

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I feel sad for you and for

Lmao
Wait, wait, I got a funnier one

A robot walks into a home...

...And the old one has to walk out!

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Am happy I inspired you user.

Alright lads, I'm getting close to finishing my redrawing for today's thread. Hopefully nothing hinders my process, and I'll be able to share it!

for now have this really shitty edit of one of the doodles I made

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I'm asking AI Dungeon about it, and this is the funniest thing it's come up with:

>No, Ted Cruz is the result of women getting drunk and having unprotected intercourse.

It also came up with these jokes. I don't think AIs will do standup comedy anytime soon.

>Q: What did the man say when he lost his head?
>A: "Look, I can see my toes!"
>Q. What do you call a Texas chainsaw massacre in Washington?
>A: Government spending.
>Q: What's the difference between a black person and a pizza?
>A: A black person has a beginning, a middle, and an end.

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Dude I only just got here.

Did you fetch TLO references?

Only the shitty depressed anons do that.

Do some robofrankie

Since we have an actual thread, here's a commission I had done up for SecondLuluAnon from OllieGator on Twitter

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I wonder if anyone will get this

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These little /u/ comics are starting to become my favorite nonofficial spin off

You desecrated both Lulu and Cassie with this furshit.